This is a picture of the princess on Saturday morning after sleeping in her big girl bed for the first time:
This is a picture of the baby gate in her doorway meant to prevent her from escaping and injuring herself. I forgot it was there, but remembered quickly when I bashed into it at full speed and nearly went ass over tea kettle. Luckily, I caught the door jam with my face instead of sailing straight over the gate and dying.
This is a picture of a child who has just realized her mother is a dumb ass