Hello, my name is Crissy and I am a comment whore.

“Hi Crissy.” (that was you)

I’m just sitting here reading over the comments from all y’all and I’m feelin’ the love. It means a lot to me that you take the time to catch up on what’s new here. When there’s a new comment from someone, my heart does a little jump and shouts “hooray!”

That said, for all the people who comment, there are a whole lot more of you out there who visit me daily, but never say “hi.” I don’t know who you are, but I know there’s like 80 of you! Don’t be shy honeys!  Don’t be afraid to show yourselves!  I want to hear from you! This is a friendly, happy place.

You don’t even have to use your real name if you don’t want to.

Let me help you by providing a list of names to choose from, just to make you feel a little more comfortable:

  • Turd Furgeson
  • Princess Consuela Bananahammock
  • Jack Schitt
  • Anastasia Beaverhausen (already taken, but soooo funny!)
  • Abby Normal
  • Jay Irkinov
  • Dick Johnson
  • Harry Pitts
  • Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr
  • Scut Farkus
  • Lacy Underalls
  • Hoof Hearted
  • Biggus Dickus
  • Pussy Galore
  • Art Vandelay
  • Incontinentia Buttocks
  • Batman

It doesn’t matter if you just want to tell me how you pee your pants laughing at me, or how hot I am in rubber gloves and a tiara, or that I’m the most beautifulest woman to ever sport a motorcycle helmet, I just want to know where my peeps at?

PS: I just found out that they call people who read blogs and never comment “lurkers.”  That sounds kind of creepy to me.  Your mother raised you better than that.  Don’t be a lurker!