I had no idea it was going to be dog week this week, but it is apparently since everything I have planned for you is dog related. All. Week. Long.

Aren’t you so excited you could just pee?

Anyway, I’m sick with some sort of monkey disease and not feeling very enthusiastic today, and seeing as it is dog week and all I thought it would be the perfect opportunity to ask my dog Alice to guest blog for me while I recover from the monkey thing.

She stayed up late last night preparing this video for you about the joys and pitfalls of ice fishing without thumbs.

You’d better leave a nice comment for her.

It’s her first time blogging.

PS: A totally freaky thing just happened. I’m at work right now, and a beautiful male brindle Greyhound just walked in through the automatic doors and straight to the back room where I was just sitting here, minding my own business, and contemplating dog week. The dog officer has already come to pick him up…sniffle.

I wanted to keep him.

I’m not even fucking kidding you.

Freaky shit, huh?