Once the Queen, always the Queen.
Or so I thought.
Crissy Moran porn star is still better than me, as is that stupid doll from 1968.
Don’t even get me started on the antique store.
We cannot have this. We cannot be #6 on Google, you guys.
THE QUEEN MUST RULE AGAIN!
I’M BACK. I’d like to say that I’m also new and improved, [...] Continue Reading…
So the other day I was getting out of my car after work and when I opened the door, I was hit in the face by a powerful smell.
It smelled like a swimming pool full of semen, you guys.
I’m not talking about that delicate whiff of it you get in the spring time when the cum trees are in [...] Continue Reading…
It’s been a while, I know, but I finally have a chance to say “sup?” to the Queefies! I’ve been trying to do this for ages.
So, we went on our annual vacation to Beautiful Newport RI and during my first time on the beach with my super cute new bathing suit from Land’s End, I flashed everyone when I [...] Continue Reading…
I’m thinking about getting a tattoo only I don’t know what it’s going to be or where I want to put it.
I think it should prolly go somewhere that’s easily hideable, so when I’m wicked old and stuff I don’t make the nursing home staff throw up every time they have to change my bum.
Like, nothing would be [...] Continue Reading…
I’m not dead yet! I swear you guys!
I’ve been very busy doing some very BIG things!
I don’t work at the library anymore. I quit.
I quit because I GOT A FANCY LADY JOB!!!!!
Yes! I did!
It’s my second week as a real, full time fancy copywriter and social media maven at a web development, PR, advertising and marketing company. I work [...] Continue Reading…
Did I tell you guys that Girlfriend, aka Madame Royale, goes to acting class? She loves it because she gets to be a diva and people don’t send her to the naughty step for it. They actually encourage her diva-ness there!
Here is a video of her performing a song she wrote. The lady with the camera [...] Continue Reading…
It’s always better to post something rather than nothing, so this is part one in a two part series I call
“What Crissy Does All Day, Pretty Much.”
This is Facebook chat, btw.
There’s a poll at the bottom. You should do it or whatever.
Lynne: 5:27pm you still at work beeotch?
Me:5:28pm I am. I’m chatting with Deb and Rachel and you. [...] Continue Reading…
So I went to see Black Swan with The Rabbi last night. It was okay. I like the ballerina stuff and the costumes and makeup were gorgeous, and I’ve always secretly wanted a pair of toe shoes of my very own, so seeing those made me very happy, but the ending?
The Rabbi and I both burst out laughing at [...] Continue Reading…
Lets Talk About Our Periods, OK?
People give you stuff!
Since I found out about my not not tumors, I have been showered with gifts (okay, only three, but three is still more than zero which is what I was getting before)!
Mister bought me an MP3 player which I have yet to figure out. As soon as I conquer driving his mean machine of [...] Continue Reading…