Crissy http://crissyspage.com Queen of Fucking Everything Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:17:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Ask Girlfriend http://crissyspage.com/2010/07/29/ask-girlfriend/ Okay, so maybe Jazzercise is like, fun or whatever http://crissyspage.com/2010/07/28/okay-so-maybe-jazzercise-is-like-fun-or-whatever/ Okay so maybe I *do* have a life, sometimes. Like, a couple times a year. http://crissyspage.com/2010/07/23/okay-so-maybe-i-do-have-a-life-sometimes-like-a-couple-times-a-year/ I got a new plant yesterday. Someone was just giving them away and I took it because I love getting new plants. It’s sort of like getting a new pet, except they don’t piss on the floor. http://crissyspage.com/2010/07/22/i-got-a-new-plant-yesterday-someone-was-just-giving-them-away-and-i-took-it-because-i-love-getting-new-plants-its-sort-of-like-getting-a-new-pet-except-they-dont-piss-on-the-floor/ TWM Wednesday http://crissyspage.com/2010/07/21/twm-wednesday-2/ I, am a finalist. http://crissyspage.com/2010/07/20/i-am-a-finalist/ I only came here to tell you to go somewhere else, but you’ll totally forgive me once you see where you’re going. http://crissyspage.com/2010/07/15/i-only-came-here-to-tell-you-to-go-somewhere-else-but-youll-totally-forgive-me-once-you-see-where-youre-going/ Alice bit Frank today! The Vajazzling Haiku Winners Announced! And a Toy With Me Day! There’s A Lot Going On Here Today, Obviously. If you’re feeling overwhelmed, I understand. http://crissyspage.com/2010/07/14/alice-bit-frank-today-the-vajazzling-haiku-winners-announced-and-a-toy-with-me-day-theres-a-lot-going-on-here-today-obviously-if-youre-feeling-overwhelmed-i-understand/ So, yes. http://crissyspage.com/2010/07/13/so-yes/ Vajazzle me this, Internet http://crissyspage.com/2010/07/07/vajazzle-me-this-internet/