http://crissyspage.com I'm sort of a big deal Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:14:53 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en And we shall name it Taco. http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/19/whats-cookin-family-skillet/ When you have a baby everything about your relationship with the person who knocked you up and volunteered to stick around married to changes. For example, let's say it's 2 in the afternoon on a Sunday and there's nothing to do but Make Sexy Time. Can't do it. There's this hanging around: How freaking ... http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/18/cock-blocking-since-05/ Today is Crissy's blog's birthday!!! That's right Queefs! Crissyspage is 1 year old today!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRRRRRTHDAAAYY DEAR CRISSY'S BLO-OG, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! And to celebrate the most important event of 2008, Crissy has made her blog some fat free brownies and then she's going ... http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/17/happy-birthday-baby/ Remember how the other day Crissy told you the story about how mall security caught her shoplifting a vibrator and a jar of peach flavored Body Butter from Spencer's? And how Crissy took the stuff because she was too embarrassed to buy it and found it was far ... http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/14/the-apple-doth-not-falleth-fareth-from-the-tree-eth/ *Rachel this post is not okay to read in your classroom today. Go home immediately and read it there. Earlier in the week Crissy shared with you her concern about the vibrating condom because really? But you see Queefs the problem is that Crissy and Mister have been together for 13 years ... http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/13/hey-joe-is-that-a-pussy-in-your-pocket/ Crissy is sorry Queefs. She forgot to tell you she wasn't going to post on Tuesday so she'll tell you now. Crissy isn't going to post yesterday. Even the QOFE has to take a day off once in a while so she can go to the Saver's 50% off sale and elbow stupid ... http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/12/now-accepting-applications-for-the-best-stalker-ever/ Oh My God Queefs. Crissy bled money this weekend. Like, seriously. She got her hair did on Friday which was like a millionty hundred monies and then she got a bunch of new Mary Kay products from Rachel (hey Rach! Love the new Pink Shimmer!) and she spent plenty on that stuff ... http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/10/a-vibrating-condom-a-vibrating-condom/ There Crissy was minding her own business standing at the kitchen sink shaking a martooni washing dishes when she heard Girlfriend singing to her play-dough: "She might make you breakfast and love you in the shower." RRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!! (that was the sound of a record scratching for those of you who don't dj on ... http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/07/how-funky-is-your-chicken/ Sigh. Crissy was awake again last night thinking about all the things she forgot to tell Obama on the phone yesterday and also she was wondering if he would help her out with the Historic Dudes regarding her windows. "Oh. no. She's not going to talk about the bullshit with the ... http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/06/tom-green-would-know-what-to-do/ Wow. Crissy did it Queefs! By posting that video yesterday she and Girlfriend singlehandedly managed to get Barack Obama elected for President! WOOT! WOOT! Three cheers for CRISSY! Three cheers for GIRLFRIEND! AND if that wasn't enough, she was awake to hear Obama's speech last night and she cried when his little girls came out to ... http://crissyspage.com/2008/11/05/obama-needs-to-call-crissy-asap/