Comments for Crissy http://crissyspage.com Queen of F*cking Everything Fri, 23 Mar 2012 09:26:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 Comment on There I was, minding my own business when I noticed there was a dick in my mulch. This is not a euphemism for anything, I swear. by Cley http://crissyspage.com/2011/08/26/there-i-was-minding-my-own-business-when-i-noticed-there-was-a-dick-in-my-mulch-this-is-not-a-euphemism-for-anything-i-swear/#comment-23967 Cley Fri, 23 Mar 2012 09:26:25 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=7654#comment-23967 this so very very great and I LOVE it.! whahaha. thanks that you sheared this. this so very very great and I LOVE it.! whahaha.
thanks that you sheared this.

]]> Comment on There I was, minding my own business when I noticed there was a dick in my mulch. This is not a euphemism for anything, I swear. by Kari The Great http://crissyspage.com/2011/08/26/there-i-was-minding-my-own-business-when-i-noticed-there-was-a-dick-in-my-mulch-this-is-not-a-euphemism-for-anything-i-swear/#comment-23930 Kari The Great Sun, 18 Mar 2012 05:02:06 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=7654#comment-23930 I hope you and yours are doing well! You are in my prayers :) <3 KTG and her beloved ginger cat, Xander Bander! I hope you and yours are doing well! You are in my prayers :)
<3 KTG and her beloved ginger cat, Xander Bander!

]]> Comment on Ta-kee-laaaaaaa!!! by monica http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-23679 monica Wed, 29 Feb 2012 03:37:48 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/04/01/ta-kee-laaaaaaa/#comment-23679 You guys are funny and you F....g everything:) You guys are funny and you F….g everything:)

]]> Comment on Have You Been Touched by the Goddess? by Maria http://crissyspage.com/2008/12/02/have-you-been-touched-by-the-goddess/#comment-23546 Maria Thu, 16 Feb 2012 22:27:34 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=1395#comment-23546 Wow, I just read this post, searching for something else completely! I think representatives for ANY company should look and dress professionally. I don't care about anyone's attractiveness, but wear clothes that fit! Always!! Get two good bras and hand wash them so they last if you wear a difficult to find size. Sheesh. Being a professional also means knowing when to back off when a guest is squeamish. The photography policy should be addressed early on in the demonstration so that nobody's confidentiality is compromised unless they consent. (nobody needs to be made fun of, outed, or otherwise harassed because of a "toy" party being posted on Facebook!) That all said, I hope everyone will book more parties with Athena's Home Novelties, because Athena's is how my mortgage gets paid, and Athena's is how I pay for my zillion dollar fuel oil bill every month. Want a classier experience? Contact me and I will either offer my services, or the services of a Goddess or Adonis (yes, we have men who do this work) who will exceed your expectations by far. Contact me at goddess (dot) maria (at) gmail (dot) com. Our training gets better every year, and if you ever have less than a perfect experience with any of our representatives, please tell us. We can't change what we don't know is broken! (chances are that this particular person has either moved on or mended her ways. it would be nice to think she's gotten a clue by now!!) I wish you all the best! by the way, I still have a few Gonzos left - I'm pretty sure you meant the Silicone G, which we no longer carry. call me up and tell me who you are, and I'll send one for cheap. Crissy's pimp, you like stainless tools, take a peek at he Pure Wand from NJoy. Or the Funwand. Or either of the buttplugs. They're exqisitely crafted - I know the owner of the company, and he's really picky about quality. Take care, everyone! Goddess Maria with Athena's since 2007 been to Spain, Italy, Greece, Rhodes, Cyprus, Egypt, and Malta with Athena's, going to London in 2013 Wow, I just read this post, searching for something else completely! I think representatives for ANY company should look and dress professionally. I don’t care about anyone’s attractiveness, but wear clothes that fit! Always!! Get two good bras and hand wash them so they last if you wear a difficult to find size. Sheesh. Being a professional also means knowing when to back off when a guest is squeamish. The photography policy should be addressed early on in the demonstration so that nobody’s confidentiality is compromised unless they consent. (nobody needs to be made fun of, outed, or otherwise harassed because of a “toy” party being posted on Facebook!) That all said, I hope everyone will book more parties with Athena’s Home Novelties, because Athena’s is how my mortgage gets paid, and Athena’s is how I pay for my zillion dollar fuel oil bill every month. Want a classier experience? Contact me and I will either offer my services, or the services of a Goddess or Adonis (yes, we have men who do this work) who will exceed your expectations by far. Contact me at goddess (dot) maria (at) gmail (dot) com. Our training gets better every year, and if you ever have less than a perfect experience with any of our representatives, please tell us. We can’t change what we don’t know is broken! (chances are that this particular person has either moved on or mended her ways. it would be nice to think she’s gotten a clue by now!!) I wish you all the best!

by the way, I still have a few Gonzos left – I’m pretty sure you meant the Silicone G, which we no longer carry. call me up and tell me who you are, and I’ll send one for cheap.

Crissy’s pimp, you like stainless tools, take a peek at he Pure Wand from NJoy. Or the Funwand. Or either of the buttplugs. They’re exqisitely crafted – I know the owner of the company, and he’s really picky about quality.

Take care, everyone!
Goddess Maria
with Athena’s since 2007
been to Spain, Italy, Greece, Rhodes, Cyprus, Egypt, and Malta with Athena’s, going to London in 2013

]]> Comment on Dream Machine by Stig http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/19/dream-machine/#comment-23478 Stig Fri, 10 Feb 2012 13:42:59 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/19/dream-machine/#comment-23478 I rarely come across a page that makes me laugh out loud. Then I read your "Stuff that makes the queen awesome" page.. and I laughed again. Thanks ! My morning is off to a good start :-) I rarely come across a page that makes me laugh out loud. Then I read your “Stuff that makes the queen awesome” page.. and I laughed again. Thanks ! My morning is off to a good start :-)

]]> Comment on There I was, minding my own business when I noticed there was a dick in my mulch. This is not a euphemism for anything, I swear. by Charisma P. http://crissyspage.com/2011/08/26/there-i-was-minding-my-own-business-when-i-noticed-there-was-a-dick-in-my-mulch-this-is-not-a-euphemism-for-anything-i-swear/#comment-23334 Charisma P. Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:49:19 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=7654#comment-23334 I couldn't help myself but laugh out loud. Blunt words yet very realistic. I didn't know there are penis mushrooms out there? What's their common name? Seriously? Interesting post! I gotta tell my friends about it! -Charisma http://www.naeemahcarre.com I couldn’t help myself but laugh out loud. Blunt words yet very realistic. I didn’t know there are penis mushrooms out there? What’s their common name? Seriously?

Interesting post! I gotta tell my friends about it!

-Charisma
http://www.naeemahcarre.com

]]> Comment on There I was, minding my own business when I noticed there was a dick in my mulch. This is not a euphemism for anything, I swear. by Doug http://crissyspage.com/2011/08/26/there-i-was-minding-my-own-business-when-i-noticed-there-was-a-dick-in-my-mulch-this-is-not-a-euphemism-for-anything-i-swear/#comment-23284 Doug Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:16:52 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=7654#comment-23284 This post is epic. If I had one in my backyard, I'd let it grow just for kicks but then again, if my mom would see this, I'll get the kick. But really now, is this mushroom for real? Thanks! Doug This post is epic. If I had one in my backyard, I’d let it grow just for kicks but then again, if my mom would see this, I’ll get the kick. But really now, is this mushroom for real?

Thanks!
Doug

]]> Comment on Priceless Thursdays by bekka king http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/24/priceless-thursdays-4/#comment-22951 bekka king Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:30:42 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/2008/01/24/priceless-thursdays-4/#comment-22951 "call attention to my second ass" LOL! That's awesome. I only have two asses on my best day :) -Bekka “call attention to my second ass”

LOL! That’s awesome. I only have two asses on my best day :)

-Bekka

]]> Comment on Missing Something? by jenny http://crissyspage.com/2011/07/14/missing-something/#comment-22855 jenny Tue, 20 Dec 2011 12:41:09 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=7626#comment-22855 sorry to hear about your ring. My nanny stole my jewlery so I know how you feel. sorry to hear about your ring. My nanny stole my jewlery so I know how you feel.

]]> Comment on There I was, minding my own business when I noticed there was a dick in my mulch. This is not a euphemism for anything, I swear. by axe http://crissyspage.com/2011/08/26/there-i-was-minding-my-own-business-when-i-noticed-there-was-a-dick-in-my-mulch-this-is-not-a-euphemism-for-anything-i-swear/#comment-22833 axe Sat, 17 Dec 2011 21:38:51 +0000 http://crissyspage.com/?p=7654#comment-22833 I have no other way to do it but this to tell you 'merry Christmas' and to tell you that your postings are missed by us all. I have no other way to do it but this to tell you ‘merry Christmas’ and to tell you that your postings are missed by us all.

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