I’m 40. I have a Master’s degree in English and I’m a professional copywriter. I’d totally tell you where I work, but they’d wicked fire me because they’re ashamed to be seen with me in real life. I cannot say I blame them one bit. I don’t want to be associated with me either.
You’d better like what I write here because I know what I’m doing and this blog is pretty much as good as it gets. I’m sure that’s probably not true, but we try to keep a positive attitude here. Don’t mind my typos and grammatical issues and double spaces between my periods because I’m not on the clock at this point when I’m writing, so I don’t really care of i make am istake111! Plus, I’m probably somewhat tipsy when I write, so there’s that to consider as well.
In addition to my full time Super Sexy Copywriting Career, I have a house, two daughters: Girlfriend (age 9) and Homeslice (age 5). Those are their real names, btw. I also have a husband, three dogs, two goldfish that are lasting WAY longer than I expected the little fuckers to live, and a dead cat.
I made this blog just for you because I’m really very, very needy and also because I love you and I want you to make me feel special.
Sometimes (many times) I drink a little too much wine. My therapist is worried about this and so I lie to her about how many glasses (bottles) of wine I drink a night. I find this behavior totally justifiable because she’s technically my employee and that is perfectly acceptable to lie to your employee. Corporate does it all the time and I’m paying her $90 an hour.
I fail to see the issue here.
Email the Queen!
I have been a cool kid at least once in my life. But that’s it pretty much.