(More pics here.)
I’m 37. I have a Master’s degree in English and I’m a full time, professional copywriter at an ad agency. I’d totally tell you which one but they’d wicked fire me because they’re ashamed to be seen with me in real life.
You’d better like what I write here because I know what I’m doing and this blog is pretty much as good as it gets. Probably. Except don’t mind my typos and grammatical issues because I’m not on the clock here so I don’t really care of i make am istake111!
In addition to my full time Super Sexy Copywriting Career, I have a house, two daughters (Girlfriend and Homeslice, those are their real names), a husband, two dogs and a cat and no social life whatsoever.
I made this blog just for you because I’m really very, very needy and also because I love you and I want you to feel special.
Sometimes I drink like a bastard.
hilarious, made my day & it’s only 9am. thanks
Your life ain’t that bad. Based on the conversation I had with the kid on her trip to the “zuem,” I’d say you manage to find delight. You’re sense of humor tickles me pink and makes me smile. You’re a wonderful writer. You make me proud.
Mom, stop embarrassing me in front of my friends.
actually, I think you drink like a sailor on leave.
From the pot to the kettle….
Rach- Hello pot? This is the kettle. You’re black!
I’m sooo disappointed in you – you lied to me. Your About Me section does NOT blow chunks. I likey.
you forgot to add the fact that you’re married to me.
Oooooh….. just now made the connection that Ken and Crissy are married. Ok then.
As I was searching for the torque settings for replacing my Subaru clutch, I came across your web page. Two hours later and my clutch is no closer to being fitted, my day off has been wasted chuckling over your page and the missus is gonna kick my butt for not having done any work this afternoon. Thank you, you look like a lot of fun.
Green Man- I’m sorry about your clutch. Did you see what I did to my husband’s? There’s a video. It’s called zoom, zoom, zoom(ish). It’s sure to make any Subie lover want to puke.
Thank you for visiting!
Did you ever find what you needed?
OMG! That’s probably the scariest piece of driving I’ve seen this year LMAO. Sooo much respect for Hubby; if that had been my Rex, you wouldn’t have got past the end of the driveway, I’d have kicked you out and bought you a banger to learn in
As a professional driver (big rigs) and a car enthusiast I must just thank my lucky stars that I live on a different continent to the one that you inflict your wheel skills on.
I did find the torque settings I was after eventually, although not on your page, but its taken me until today to do anything with them. Hopefully I’ll have the car back on the road before the end of the week.
Like the photos of you, you have my vote for Hottest Mommy Blogger, if nothing else to see you go through with your promise
a link i found:
Flickr Bikini Milfs
Our society is totally sick. Technology has provided the totally self-absorbed an outlet for their infantile needs. In the past, you had to bury that stuff and at least pretend to be an adult. Now, it doesn’t matter — be as childish as you want 24/7.
I’d say you need professional help, but the psychologists are all screwy too. Maybe it’s me who needs professional help now.
Yo bitch, another bitch here in LA. I want to talk to you about the Blogger’s Choice Awards.
http://www.asstraffic.com/go/482826/1/9/n/ass-fuck ass fuckig ass fuck anal sex
We just couldnt leave your website before saying that we really enjoyed the quality information you offer to your visitors… Will be back often to check up on new stuff you post!
Love this blog! You really say it like it is. I wish there were more parents like you in my town. I hate having to put the fakey fakey act all the time. You are so hilarious. Doosh has nothing over you!! She SUCKS!!! And you are waaaayy prettier.
Which bastard do you drink like? I drink like William the Conqueror. When I get drunk, I often get the urge to invade England. And I live here.
See what I mean?
Who’ve you got?
I think this is my latest favorite blog ever.
Just seen the photos of you on flickr; where do I find a version of you for myself?!
Hey Queenie
I found your blog somehow but I can’t remember how, duh! Must’ve been drinking way to much, again!
I love this stuff and you are quite the writer I should say. I can only hope that I write this well when I’m sober and that’s not often enough. LOL
~Dan
You are a good writer, keep it up. I would like to make a blog or something like this, but my reasoning is much to dramatic and thoughtful for modern man, every one would have to be english masters to absorb the meaning. I am more like a poet, I do know when I see greatness. Im guilty of Writing While Intoxicated.
You are SO PRETTY, and the internet loves to tell you that!! We are your minions, here to read your every word and worship your pictures… Oh wait, that’s not FAIR!! I WANNA BE THE QUEEN!!!!
Wow, this weblog is great i love studying your posts. Keep up the great paintings! You recognize, a lot of people are hunting round for this info, you can aid them greatly.
hey, how long are you going to be 35?
These may be some of the funniest comments I have read in a while!
So now you need to start writing again here on this blog because I miss you very much. I’m pretty sure my laughs per day have been cut in half since you quit blogging here. We need you here.
Petri Ahava is right… this page displays bad in Firefox… ads practically overlapping story, random blue bar across the page..
Damn! I have not come across a blog like yours – ever. Frank is your middle name and of course I like the way to think. Keep ‘em coming!
Yeah, I know this is a way old post, but it’s the first time I’ve read it. You crack me up Crissy. I think I linked a post here sometime back for my own selfish needs. But I come back from time to time and read your posts when I need a chuckle. I work from home, and despite the fact I’m often surrounded by ten dogs and two cats ( I shit you not ), it still can get pretty dull during the day as I furiously hammer out content and other crap for basket of websites.
..any way.. pretty funny…