Who the fuck are YOU?

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I’m 37. I have a Master’s degree in English and I’m a full time, professional copywriter at an ad agency. I’d totally tell you which one but they’d wicked fire me because they’re ashamed to be seen with me in real life.

You’d better like what I write here because I know what I’m doing and this blog is pretty much as good as it gets.  Probably. Except don’t mind my typos and grammatical issues because I’m not on the clock here so I don’t really care of i make am istake111!

In addition to my full time Super Sexy Copywriting Career, I have  a house, two daughters (Girlfriend and Homeslice, those are their real names), a husband, two dogs and a cat and no social life whatsoever.

I made this blog just for you because I’m really very, very needy and also because I love you and I want you to feel special.

Sometimes I drink like a bastard.

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