(More pics here.)
I’m 35. I have a Master’s degree in English that I don’t use, but still get to pay for because I’m wicked special like that, a 4 year old daughter, a new baby, a husband, a dog, a cat, a house, a boring albeit comfortable library job, and an, ahem, colorful history.
I made this blog because I’m really very, very needy and I have to have the Internet tell me I’m pretty every day or else I’ll not like me anymore.
Oh, and I drink like a bastard.
hilarious, made my day & it’s only 9am. thanks
Your life ain’t that bad. Based on the conversation I had with the kid on her trip to the “zuem,” I’d say you manage to find delight. You’re sense of humor tickles me pink and makes me smile. You’re a wonderful writer. You make me proud.
Mom, stop embarrassing me in front of my friends.
actually, I think you drink like a sailor on leave.
From the pot to the kettle….
Rach- Hello pot? This is the kettle. You’re black!
I’m sooo disappointed in you – you lied to me. Your About Me section does NOT blow chunks. I likey.
you forgot to add the fact that you’re married to me.
Oooooh….. just now made the connection that Ken and Crissy are married. Ok then.
As I was searching for the torque settings for replacing my Subaru clutch, I came across your web page. Two hours later and my clutch is no closer to being fitted, my day off has been wasted chuckling over your page and the missus is gonna kick my butt for not having done any work this afternoon. Thank you, you look like a lot of fun.
Green Man- I’m sorry about your clutch. Did you see what I did to my husband’s? There’s a video. It’s called zoom, zoom, zoom(ish). It’s sure to make any Subie lover want to puke.
Thank you for visiting!
Did you ever find what you needed?
OMG! That’s probably the scariest piece of driving I’ve seen this year LMAO. Sooo much respect for Hubby; if that had been my Rex, you wouldn’t have got past the end of the driveway, I’d have kicked you out and bought you a banger to learn in
As a professional driver (big rigs) and a car enthusiast I must just thank my lucky stars that I live on a different continent to the one that you inflict your wheel skills on.
I did find the torque settings I was after eventually, although not on your page, but its taken me until today to do anything with them. Hopefully I’ll have the car back on the road before the end of the week.
Like the photos of you, you have my vote for Hottest Mommy Blogger, if nothing else to see you go through with your promise
a link i found:
Flickr Bikini Milfs
Our society is totally sick. Technology has provided the totally self-absorbed an outlet for their infantile needs. In the past, you had to bury that stuff and at least pretend to be an adult. Now, it doesn’t matter — be as childish as you want 24/7.
I’d say you need professional help, but the psychologists are all screwy too. Maybe it’s me who needs professional help now.
Yo bitch, another bitch here in LA. I want to talk to you about the Blogger’s Choice Awards.
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Love this blog! You really say it like it is. I wish there were more parents like you in my town. I hate having to put the fakey fakey act all the time. You are so hilarious. Doosh has nothing over you!! She SUCKS!!! And you are waaaayy prettier.
Which bastard do you drink like? I drink like William the Conqueror. When I get drunk, I often get the urge to invade England. And I live here.
See what I mean?
Who’ve you got?
I think this is my latest favorite blog ever.
Just seen the photos of you on flickr; where do I find a version of you for myself?!
Hey Queenie
I found your blog somehow but I can’t remember how, duh! Must’ve been drinking way to much, again!
I love this stuff and you are quite the writer I should say. I can only hope that I write this well when I’m sober and that’s not often enough. LOL
~Dan