What kind of an asshole does something like this?
Who does that???
There’s ashy footprints all over my house.
Somebody should complain.
This place is a shithole.
PS: Vodka with Lavender Kombucha isn’t half bad, AND you get to poop. But not in the fireplace.
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Well, this brings a whole new meaning to “Yule Log” at your house…
And you didn’t light the fireplace?!
LOL. Toss another one on the fire, Benny!
The same kind of douche that enters your party’s conversation circle and takes a dump Right in the middle of it! Good old Puddles…
Asshole cats is right! This cracked me up and I have to say I feel a wee bit better knowing that our household is not the only one! Everyday there is some sort of shit head move made by a feline. I swear every cat (good and bad) were reincarnated and who’s previous life was being spent as a human asshole.
Hot shit. Too bad you didn’t have a remote controlled gas fireplace. (What! …he’d still have 8 lives!)
At least it is easy cleanup. Stupid cat has ruined car seats, and rugs. Two before ruined a sleeper sofa, love seat and chair. Gotta love them.
Wow, I thought my cat was an asshole! What next? He shits on the coats?
well, technically, to answer your question, an “open” asshole is the one that shits.
Typical cat behavior. Not the pooing in the fireplace so much as the attitude. He didnt seem to be all that concerned that you caught him…….
This must beg the question in your mind: how many times has he done this? And, even more concerning,who is next?..
@Lynne: He’d better not shit on MY coat!
It’s your house, you can poop anywhere you like.
too funny….what a clever kitty….
speaking as an asshole-cat owner…hilarious.