Did I tell you guys that Girlfriend, aka Madame Royale, goes to acting class? She loves it because she gets to be a diva and people don’t send her to the naughty step for it. They actually encourage her diva-ness there!
Here is a video of her performing a song she wrote. The lady with the camera is her acting teacher and I don’t know who the dude with the guitar is, but he’s kinda cute.
PS: I didn’t say “motherfucker” at the meeting! I didn’t even say “crap” or “hell” so there were no fire trucks at all coming out of my mouth! But then again, I purposely didn’t talk very much just in case there was one waiting there, but still. It didn’t happen so, Hi-Five! Great success! I was not Fancy Lady Meeting Asshole.
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I only wish she had done the interpretive dance! Clearly, she didn’t inherit my superior dancing skills.
That was too cute! And it’s so nice that Bradley Cooper hung around to play guitar for her!
She’s fabulous! Don’t ever lose this video, E! will need it for ‘Before They Were Stars’.
Guitar dude is cute. Cuff him, gag him, stuff him in a box and ship him down. MmmK?
Adorable video! I don’t know what was cuter – Homeslice holding the “inspiration,” Girlfriend’s mini-RI accent, or the guitar playing sexy man.
I may be in love with all three.
To be fair, we have to thank Girlfriend’s friend Alena for the loan of the stuffed animal. It’s her toy that inspired the genius!
How adorable! Brave of GF too. I never would have done that at that age. I was so shy. Love Homeslice in the action. And yeah that guy is hot. High five GF!
What’s with all the read and green dots floating around?
This started playing while I was reading my GoogleReader and this was like 12 posts down. So of course I went through all my tabs and shit trying to figure out where the noise was coming from and then I hear the name and “Lucy is my little sister” and I was like Oh shit are the Crissy’s haunting my computer?!
Anyway, my retardation aside, that was super cute! And I going to have that song stuck in my head all day now.
Way Cute! Gotta love a palce that encourages some DIVA!
Brilliant! Song writing, singing, demure diva-ness, ultra-cool sidekicks…wow!
My 6 yr. old blond darling has spent this week farting on everyone (only at home, cuz we’re classy) and telling how she has a “big burp up to her boobs.”
i don’t care what you say, farting is funny.
I can’t see it at work. Just another work that doesn’t want me looking at Girlfriend while I’m supposed to be writing discharge summaries. Hrmph.
Hahah that was totally awesome! Also, I’m a little jealous of Girlfriend…I wish I was taking acting classes at her age! It looks like she has a blast. And…um…yes, the guy with the guitar is a bit yummy, can I say that?
No doubt about it, your daughter writes a catchy ditty. And uh, where did you get that Mr. Hunk O’ Heart Throb to accompany? That all said, my preference is to turn off the sound. Your precious little girls in motion. In silence. Life beautiful.
my favorite part of the video is watching HS dance around and then at the very end when GF pats HS on the head like a wonderful big sister….melts my heart
Good luck to GF – I can’t believe I’ll be one of the lucky ones who’ll get to say I “knew” her when!
Very cute video, thank you for sharing Chrissy.
- Robert
I’ve got a little diva living in my house, too — maybe it’s time for her to take some acting classes, as well!
Your daughters are so cute — and Homeslice cracks me up!
I can’t see it at do the job. Just another get the job done that doesn’t want me taking a look at Girlfriend whilst I’m supposed to be composing discharge summaries.
Even if you said “motherfucker” through a bullhorn this still would have been an 11 on the cute meter! Watch out Adelle, here comes The Lady!
Madame Royale LMAO… Very nice!!!! God you are super hilarious.
cute video