So I was just sitting on my bed with Homeslice looking at some books and magazines when she picked up the Victoria’s Secret Holiday catalog and pointed to the chick on the cover and said “mommy!”
I did not argue with her even though I’m so much hotter than that chick.
And then she picked up Better Homes and Gardens and pointed to the turkey on the cover and said “daddy!”
Mister, apparently our daughter thinks I’m an underpants model and you are a turkey.
- It’s my birthday today! EW!
- I didn’t see any of you at the flower show. Were you hiding?
- Paisan Says What?
- Prince Derek makes Crissy want to do Very Naughty Things. This cannot be normal.
- I’m too hot for a swim burka, thanks.