Mister Turkey

So I was just sitting on my bed with Homeslice looking at some books and magazines when she picked up the Victoria’s Secret Holiday catalog and pointed to the chick on the cover and said “mommy!”

I did not argue with her even though I’m so much hotter than that chick.

And then she picked up Better Homes and Gardens and pointed to the turkey on the cover and said “daddy!”

Mister, apparently our daughter thinks I’m an underpants model and you are a turkey.

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  1. This is an nice blog.I remember I tried this a while ago. It brings back bad memories. Nothing good seems to happen the first time. How long did it take you? I look forward to your next story.Thanks for sharing this blog with us.

  2. True. Like anybody, Mister Pimp can probably be a big turkey, and often. However, some of us sees the Pimp as a peacock.

    Hail, Pimp Peacock!

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