Ladies and Gentlequeefs, I present to you, True Mud
(only people who are obsessed with True Blood will enjoy this. The rest of you can go back to watching Antiques Roadshow or whatever the fuck you watch instead of The Most Awesomest Show Ever).
I lol’ed when Bill walked in superfast! And did you catch Lafayette and Andy and I swear the cow is Tara. Right? Because poor Tara is a cow. I laugh every time Tara has something fucked up happen and her lip quivers. Like, how funny was it when she was trying to escape from Russel Edgington’s house and the werewolf got her? Ugh! Good stuff.
Anyway, Monday sucks. I’m going to try to come back later and write more words on the Internet to entertain you and make your Monday less suicidal.
- Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Crissy.
- Crissy: Mayoress of Crazy Town
- Nobody had to cut a bitch, but it was smelly
- I Love The Way Your Bikini Matches Your Parka Mabel!