Yesterday I was waiting at the bus stop with Girlfriend when a woman in an SUV pulled up to the stop sign next to me and said “KRISTEN!! How are you? It’s me, Shyanna!” And I recognized her a little bit and then she said “You’re Kristen Smith, right?”
No.
I’m not, and when I told her I was not Kristen Smith I could see the disappointment on her face. God, I felt like a loser, but I can’t say I really blame the woman because that Kristen Smith and I look a lot alike and from what I remember, she was friends with Shyanna in high school. People got us confused a lot because we looked alike and had similar names (her last name isn’t really Smith, you guys), but you know what makes this story worth telling you?
Kristen Smith is the Kristen who wound up marrying The Panty Sniffer!!!
RIGHT???
Just when I think that crap isn’t going to come back, it does!
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This is one reason to advocate to moving out of the small town you went to high school in…on the other hand…
That’s HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHA!
to moving out? FOR moving out…coffee here I come!
Funny you should mention mistaken identity. I have a piece of email to forward to you because the gentleman who wrote it addresses “Crissy” and woefully, that is not me. But it is for a writing gig and I’ll be happy/jealous if you get it.
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Oh thats awesome!
My best friend, who’s sitting right next to me, and I’m in class and I’m bored. Not at work because that would be very unsafe since the fact I work with steel.
Anyways, my best friend looks exactly like Lady Gaga… you know, when Gaga isn’t like well creepy Gaga.
What goes around comes around as they say. Hey you should have sent some panties along with her in case she found the real “Kristen Smith”. She could deliver them to panty dude and he would save postage. Now that is multi-tasking.
Bwaahahahahahahahahah. You always make me laugh.
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love it! Dude has a serious case of the Kristens
In other news, my daughter is helping me type this s o it ’s a miracle there aren’t more typos. LOL
I don’t know. There’s nothing wrong with being Kristen Smith every once in a while, right? I mean you could have been like HI! BUY ME LUNCH!!
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I hope that the two of them are happy together.
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What you said:
I’m not, and when I told her I was not Kristen Smith I could see the disappointment on her face. God, I felt like a loser, but I can’t say I really blame the woman because that Kristen Smith and I look a lot alike and from what I remember, she was friends with Shyanna in high school.
That is such dejavu from a similar thing that happened to me – a girl I went to high school with she ran into me at the shopping mall and thought I was another girl from our year that was like the biggest geek. I could’nt believe it – I mean I not to bad looking and this girl aint…