This has been the longest week already and it’s only fucking Tuesday? This seems impossible to me. It should be Friday, shouldn’t it? Thursday at least.
Anyone having anxiety problems and not sleeping?
Only last night it was thunder that woke me up. It sounded like the house next door exploded (oh lord wouldn’t that be wonderful?) but it was only thunder and it scared the bejeezus out of me and I sat straight up, gasping, my heart pounding, and never went back to sleep. I’ve been awake since 2:30 worrying about things that are going on in my life right now and periodically crying my guts out and waking Mister up.
I’m so much fun I can hardly stand to be around myself.
Part of the freakout is anxiety about kindergarten. I’m freaking out because I’m letting my Girlfriend go out into the world where people can hurt her and I won’t be there to kill them. What if some little fucker is mean to her? There isn’t shit I can do. What if she gets on the wrong bus? Will she be lost forever?
Is it still cool in Kindergarten to wear a Care Bears shirt?
What about a Care Bears lunchbox, because that’s what I got her. It has a rainbow handle and sparkles. Is somebody gonna beat her up now? When I was in first grade, Justin Lyons had a Star Wars lunchbox and it infuriated me. I totally wanted to choke him for being such a dork. I remember telling my grandfather about it, it was that big of a deal.
My lunchbox had Lassie on it which was much cooler, obviously.
I don’t want anyone to persecute Girlfriend for loving Care Bears, I don’t.
And I’m signing her up for a yoga class and an acting class and do you think that will be too much for her? Will yoga and playing pretend stress her out too much because that’s so not the point.
These and many other things are torturing your poor Crissy’s tired brain.
Plus, we’ve been to sooooo many parties that the past two weekends have been insanely busy with crap to go to and I haven’t had any head space at all. I want to go hide under my bed because I’m not that social. I’m really pretty shy and having to talk to people sends me right to the vodka.
Mister’s been trying to get me to take a Valium, but I’m scared of it because I’m probably the only person who can take a Valium and have a panic attack because I just took a Valium.
So yeah. That’s all I’ve got for today, so I want you guys to tell me what was on your lunchboxes and if you got beat up for it.
I had a Holly Hobby, Lassie, Muppets, Strawberry Shortcake, Barbie and Smurfs.
- When you think about it, there are two kinds of people in this world–those who bring lonely sandwiches, and those who bring lunchboxes full of crap.
- Fuss About and The Little Bother: Alone again, naturally
- Crissy’s Trying New Things Week!
- It’s Crissy Does the Same Shit As Always Week!
- Crissy goes to the dogs