The other day I was exercising while the two Princesses of Fucking Everything enjoyed their dress ups and their play kitchen. It was sooooo cute watching them together until Girlfriend swiped the Hello Kitty purse Homeslice had been filling with toy cutlery right out of her hands.
Well!
Homeslice let out a bear-like growl, picked up a plastic toy knife, and shanked her sister!
Girlfriend will think twice before gankin’ her sister’s bag again, I can tell you that. I did nothing to intervene because Homeslice had the situation well in hand, clearly.
I’m probably a better mother than you because I firmly believe that children should try to settle conflicts themselves–even if bitches have to get cut.
She’s also been going out and gettin’ crunk and eating cake till 7pm.
She’s going to be the first 14 month-old in Juvee. We’re very proud, obviously.
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I feel like a teeny bit of photoshopped eyeshadow would make her look totally zombie-esque post brain feast.
(do it.)
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ahh, so lucky to have two “spirited” girls.
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I get that same look on my face when I eat cake.
So, there’s a play-yard maker by the name of Joovy. When Sweets and I were at a baby store, we laughed. Because, the idea of putting a little kid in this contraption that is already looking like a jail cell and then saying that it’s made by Joovy … juvi … well, it cracked us up. Sounds like Homeslice could use her own version of a Joovy. hahaha.
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My son bites. Someone takes something away from him, then he will take a chunk out of the taker. I’m so proud of him for taking up for his stuff……….and for dominating over everyone else too because he will totally bite them to take their stuff.
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My sons do this too and the fun thing is they actually say “I’m going to shank you” to each other prior to the knifing. I am so proud to have boys who will be able to protect their precious third eyes in prison someday.
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We need more girls like Homeslice. Maybe she can teach a self defense class or something.
And that picture is friggin’ awesome.
High five Homeslice!
Sounds like she would fit right in with some of your neighbors
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Ummm, think I could borrow Homeslice to teach my sisters a lesson?
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She looks so much like Ken. Super cute. I still call her Taco in my heart and she’s going to run away to my house and I’m going to feed her cake ALL THE TIME.
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That’s fucking hilarious. And awesome.
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homeslice is a BAMF. i like it. i like it a lot.
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is she ready to shank someone else with that fork?
She looks like I feel after a night of Bunco, I mean Dunco with the girls.
And I live in a house of boys so they settle their differences with guns…. Nerf, but still. You got a problem with your brother, go put out his eye.
Love your sass…
Elizabeth
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