Today is an epic suckfest.
I have a dentist appointment.
I HATE the dentist. I’m not scared of the dentist or anything, I just hate it because it’s a pain in the ass and because I don’t like people touching me especially on my face area.
And just to make it more of a pain in the ass, I have to bring both kids with me.
Would any of you Queefies mind telling me how in the name of what the Jesus I’m going to keep Homeslice from making out with that mouth sucker outer thing whilst I’m getting my teeth cleaned? She’s an octopus. She squirms and struggles and crawls and oh shit this is so, so, so, so not good. I’m going to end up buying a mouth sucker outer thing before it’s over, I can already tell.
Also, I feel like total shit today. I’m not sick, I’ve got a god damned hangover.
There was a party. There was Tequila. What was I supposed to do?
And then I have to go to work all night.
If any of you stalkers are planning to kill me, now would be a good time. Preferably before the dentist. Seriously, just go for it.
PS: Working at night is totally kicking my ass. I hate life about 90% of the time because of it. I can’t do it anymore and so DOES ANYBODY WANT ME TO WRITE SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNETS FOR THEM? PLEASE?
PSS: Do you ever have one of those nights where you’re just like “I’m not going to drink at the party because I have way too much functioning to do tomorrow.” And then as soon as you walk into the party someone says, “hey, you want a drink?” and suddenly you’re all “FUCK YEAH!” and then you wind up drinking like an asshole?
PSSS: Don’t you hate it when you do that?
PSSSS: Do you do that too or am I the only stupid douchebag here today?
PSSSSS:I find it hard to believe that I’m the only stupid douchebag here.