Thank goodness it’s a Toy with Me day today because this mommy blogger’s kids are preventing her from mommy blogging today.
Fucking selfish children, I tell you.
At this very moment, Homeslice is bucking and screaming in her high chair and actually moving it across the room, and Girlfriend is whining because her waffles aren’t warm enough. She likes them warm, but not too warm, you know.
I have to go stop the screaming and the bucking and the whining.
Where did I put that bottle of Xanax?
Now go read about The Vagina Gentrification Project
- Drumroll please…
- A day in the life. OR why vodka is good for lunch.
- Storytime Smackdown
- The Litter Critters
- The Queefs maybe win a prize?