Okay, so maybe she has some violent tendencies…

Maybe I shouldn’t have watched The Sopranos while I was pregnant?

I couldn’t help it though. I was obsessed.

On Saturday night, we went to visit Mister’s cousin Rob and his wife Kristin and their 2 little dudes. Their son Oliver is just a couple of months older than Girlfriend (had she been a boy, her name would have been Oliver, btw. We both picked the same name. What are the chances?) and they had a wonderful time together and I’m sad that they’re related because their babies would be divine.

Not only that, but Girlfriend has already gotten the upper hand in the relationship and so there wouldn’t be any strife like I described to you the other day:


She pretty much has shit under control.

I’m very proud, obviously.

They’re demanding a re-match, but I don’t know. I think it’s best to go out a champion, don’t you think?

And speaking of inappropriate behavior, it’s a Toy with Me day today: Condoms For Kids – How Young Is Too Young?

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  1. Pimp is right about both things. On my bar exam in TN, it was actually one of our questions – it was multiple choice and we were to pick the relationship that did not violate the state’s incest laws. First cousins is allowed, but not father-daughter or uncle-neice. Since incest laws have helped thin the blood lines a lot already, her odds of having a 6-headed monster are fairly slim. And if they don’t want kids, well they are golden 🙂

    I’m glad she understands how to put a man in his place, BTW 🙂

  2. I suppose a threesome with the two of them is out of the question? I mean in a few years, of course. Yeah, well, I just thought I’d ask.

    Anyways, please let Oliver know not to feel bad. It’s nature’s way. Women always wind up on top or in front.
    .-= stoogepie’s last blog post… Great Stories of the Bible 4 =-.

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