Maybe I shouldn’t have watched The Sopranos while I was pregnant?
I couldn’t help it though. I was obsessed.
On Saturday night, we went to visit Mister’s cousin Rob and his wife Kristin and their 2 little dudes. Their son Oliver is just a couple of months older than Girlfriend (had she been a boy, her name would have been Oliver, btw. We both picked the same name. What are the chances?) and they had a wonderful time together and I’m sad that they’re related because their babies would be divine.
Not only that, but Girlfriend has already gotten the upper hand in the relationship and so there wouldn’t be any strife like I described to you the other day:
She pretty much has shit under control.
I’m very proud, obviously.
They’re demanding a re-match, but I don’t know. I think it’s best to go out a champion, don’t you think?
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well, technically speaking they’re second cousins. the consanguinity is low enough that i would expect no genetic issues.
some states don’t even prohibit 1st cousin relations. in fact, good old RI repealed its criminal incest statute in 1989. http://www.harvardlawreview.org/issues/119/june06/note/inbred_obscurity.pdf
I think you should bring out that photo when Oliver turns 16. Or anytime he gets a little too big for his britches. That’ll put him in his place real fast. =)
Hey. Not all violence is bad. Right?
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He looks like he’s having fun. No problem!
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oliver seems perfectly happy in his submission. adorable picture!
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“That’s for ruining ‘The Brady Bunch’!”
i like where her head’s at. keep ‘em i line, girlfriend!
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Pimp is right about both things. On my bar exam in TN, it was actually one of our questions – it was multiple choice and we were to pick the relationship that did not violate the state’s incest laws. First cousins is allowed, but not father-daughter or uncle-neice. Since incest laws have helped thin the blood lines a lot already, her odds of having a 6-headed monster are fairly slim. And if they don’t want kids, well they are golden
I’m glad she understands how to put a man in his place, BTW
Condoms for what now??
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Definitely a good idea to go out a champ but I still think she’d win if there was a rematch.
That young and she already knows that being on top is more fun.
She even gave him a pillow – how thoughtful. Something tells me rematch or not she’ll always come out on top – just like her mom.
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I thought you wanted to name a boy Elliot?
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That’s the second time around, Rebecca. The first time it was Oliver.
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I suppose a threesome with the two of them is out of the question? I mean in a few years, of course. Yeah, well, I just thought I’d ask.
Anyways, please let Oliver know not to feel bad. It’s nature’s way. Women always wind up on top or in front.
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My grandparents are 1st cousins. True story. Look how I turned out…..nevermind.
This atrcile went ahead and made my day.