What if we try to trade Girlfriend the bunny for something else like…a dog. Dogs are way less work than bunnies and I don’t have to defend a dog against a cat, a dog, an infant, and a five-year-old, and she’d probably take the trade and I can’t deal with the heartbreak when we have to give the bunny away and she’s going to cry to death and holy shit I have a ton of crap to do this morning before work somebody kill me. Why are so many people suddenly following me on Twitter? I wonder what’s going on. I’m always the last to know. I have to hang clothes out on the line somehow and how does one gain three pounds overnight? Another dog wouldn’t be bad and Alice would have company but it has to be a smallish non-shedding housebroken dog who likes cats, dogs, babies and kids. What are the chances of finding all of that in one dog? Not too good. A puppy would be better but I can’t handle a puppy right now. I already clean up shit from the cat and the dog and the baby and wipe Girlfriend’s ass and I’ll bring it up to Mister and see what he thinks. Work is going to be boring tonight HOLY SHIT WHY IS MY MOUTH BURNING?
Toy with Me today! Wild Things: Animals are Pretty Kinky.