Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

This title has absolutely nothing to do with the post.  I just felt like saying that because I have an overwhelming feeling that someone somewhere is trying to cheat me.

You know who you are, Victoria’s Secret Catalog Returns Department.

Today marks the beginning of  the most stressful weekend I’ve had since Christmas, as we have the big Easter Dog and Pony and Bunny extravaganza happening at our house.  Everyone is coming, so for all you stalkers, make sure you bring an extra memory stick for your camera because there will be plenty of photo ops over here.  We’re exactly like the Kennedys, you know.  We even have sail boats and large sunglasses and drinking problems.

So today we dye eggs, make cupcakes, and get three loaves of bread started.  Tommorrow we do the cookings and the cleanings and also go to  a 1st birthday party for Homeslice’s little friend, baby Elizabeth.

But at least we got the Easter pictures done last week:

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And then there’s of course the obligatory “Pissed off Girlfriend” picture:

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Have a crappy Easter, fuckface.

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23 Responses to “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”

  1. heather says:

    Your girls are beautiful!
    Wanna know too much about me? When I was growing up, my mother was a Crazy Christian and we weren’t allowed to celebrate Easter by coloring eggs..because Easter is about Jesus (rising from the dead like a Zombie) and not Bunnies who lay eggs. Right…Jesus definitely makes more sense than the Bunny.
    heather’s last blog post… knitting commercial

  2. The Other Melissa says:

    Picture number 4 is the best. I love it!!!!!

    Right back at you fuckface.

  3. CortGirl says:

    Crissy, Mister- You have 2 very adorable little girls! Hope your crazy Easter is a great one and filled with plenty of the alcohol.

  4. Valerie says:

    I really wish that we lived closer to you. I would hire Ken to take the kids photos. You guys are so good. I didn’t even think about Easter photos. My kids will have no pictures of them. I never take photos.

  5. Natballs says:

    could Girlfriend LOOK ANY MORE LIKE YOU??? It’s almost creepy.

    I love the flower headband photo.
    Natballs’s last blog post… What Up, Sun Dried Tomato And Parmesean Bread?!?!?

  6. k8 says:

    I can’t see the pictures. Hrmph. And I’m not celebrating Easter. Because I am childless and I have no desire to eat hard boiled eggs for a week. But I am going over to Cowgirls to feed her children way too much candy and then leave.
    k8’s last blog post… Happy Feet Friday

  7. MsDarkstar says:

    I don’t really celebrate Easter unless you count snarfing jellybeans.

    You know that I am not one who fawns over OPK (Other People’s Kids) but I will have to say that I love the pics you’ve shared. The flower headband pic is adorable as is the one above it with both of them looking in the basket. I love that HS will wear hats!

    Have a super weekend, Crissy.
    MsDarkstar’s last blog post… You are beautiful…

  8. stealthnerd says:

    Man your girls are cute!!! I love how stylish Girlfriend is in her fedora! And the picture of them with the flower headbands totally cracked me up–too cute!
    stealthnerd’s last blog post… Goodbye until next year, filet-o-fish commercial

  9. Lunchist says:

    Awwwwwww, they look soooo cute!! I remember the dog & pony days; dressing the little cherubs up and getting their easter baskets ready. Now I just chuck twenty dollar bills at each of them and beg them to get out of their pajamas and join us for dinner.

  10. DirtyKSmama - Nikki says:

    Beautiful girls and photos.
    I feel your pain. Daughter #1 turns 11 tomorrow, so we’re having a slumber party of 5th grade girls tonight, family birthday tomorrow, Egg stuff Sunday. 3 kids, no Easter photo shoots around here. But then again, it’s good I’m not shooting anything or anyone right now.

  11. Girlfriend looks just like you! The girls are so cute!
    Mom Taxi Julie’s last blog post… Hallelujah!!!!

  12. Cora says:

    You know, I always thought your kids were cute based on the pictures posted here. But now I realize that they are freaking beautiful. And this is coming from someone who routinely talks about how ugly other people kids are. I am not a nice person.

  13. John says:

    Wow, that took a hard turn at the end! Did I miss a post?

  14. Rebecca says:

    Your girls are darling. Love the photo of them wearing the flower headband. Oh so adorable
    Rebecca’s last blog post… Let Me Explain

  15. Lauren says:

    Those pictures are adorable. I love the hats!

    By the way, you probably mentioned this on your blog, but I’ve been a terribly blog reader for, um, a while and just today realized it. I’m reading the book “This Book is Overdue” by Marilyn Johnson and you’re totally mentioned in it. Needless to say, my reaction was “I LOVE THAT BLOG!” I probably shouldn’t have screamed it, but you know.

    ANyway, congrats on making it into the book :)
    Lauren’s last blog post… 100 Monkeys

  16. CuppyCakes says:

    ahahaha. I love those photos. I hope Easter isn’t TOO stressful at the Chrissy’s place…
    CuppyCakes’s last blog post… Feels Like Home… But Isn’t.

  17. Mystern says:

    Hehe, no easter pics for my little boy. I’m not a big fan of the holiday, it being all egg-centric and bunny-riffic and whatnot. And then there’s that jesus thing. What’s that all about?

  18. daisee579 says:

    I love HS’s hat with the flower. too cute. we’re going to try to take some pics today of baby girl, but we’ll see what mood she’s in. She decided for Easter to lose all of her hair, so now she looks like a cancer patient. :(

  19. Grumpy says:

    ‘Have a crappy Easter, Fuckface’ – ah, that just got me – lol!
    Grumpy’s last blog post… Doc Martens

  20. Melissa Lion says:

    We’re actually having an egg hunt this year. Fancyhats had to explain to me about baskets and whatever. I didn’t know how to do all of that. Because apparently I did grow up on a commune.
    Melissa Lion’s last blog post… Blog Dysmorphia

  21. pattypunker says:

    your girls are beautiful. excellent shots. love the hats all around.

    and for the love of all that is fucking holy, i hope you enjoyed today!

  22. LA Cochran says:

    If you hadn’t said she was pissed, I would have assumed she’d just slipped into a jelly-bean induced coma. The shot above that one is amazingly cute.
    LA Cochran’s last blog post… "Don’t you know I had a dream last night that you were here with me" –Jim Croce

  23. You are blessed.
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