Quick update on the Karma situation:
Yesterday the basement flooded, Homeslice was a crankasaurus, Mister was in a shitty mood, Girlfriend followed me around demanding cookies, a show we bought tickets to was switched to a different performer–no refunds (fucking Ticketmaster cunts), Big Pussy ate my new favorite plant that I bought at the flower show and barfed it all over my dining room table, Alice fished a coffee filter out of my compost bucket and ran around with a diarrhea coffee buzz like you read about, BUT it was raining like a sonofabitch so she refused to go out which means she had diarrhea anyone? anyone? all over the house, AND I came down with a cold and a wicked sore throat. I can take anything, but a sore throat really pisses me off.
So yes. The universe pretty much shat on my head.
Don’t kill ladybugs. Roger that.
Man, that sounds like one motherfucker of a day!
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Whoa.
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so no deep throats for a while, eh?
Pimp, you don’t feel good either. What are you going on about?
Karma sucks. Damn.
All over ladybugs? Wow. As for Alice, I would have kicked her diarrhea but outside anyway. But my little Rusty doesn’t like getting wet either so I would have felt like shit and just thrown a diaper on him.
In other news I almost named my daughter Rhea but I was convinced they would call her diarrhea in school.
no, you’re right. i don’t feel good either.
however i cannot help but make lewd comments.
That does sound like a really awful day. I would have put the kids to bed and drowned my sorrows in a tub filled with Baby vapor bath( the Johnson and Johnson is GREAT) for the cold and a bottle of wine for my mind.
“Instant Karma’s Gonna Get You” rings true, I guess.
I wonder if sucking ‘em up with the vac is as bad, karma-wise…
Sorry things are so (pardon the pun) shitty for you. Hope it gets better soon.
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at least we’re getting a good tax return! even if most of it is already spent… i might be able to get you a nice sticker or a pencil or maybe a box of tic-tacs!
wow.
update: ticketshafter DID refund the money.
Roger that, indeed.
It also means that today is going to ROCK.
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It just means when the karma swings around in your favor, life is going to sparkle!
You poor thing…I’d be sick after a day like that too. Hope you feel better soon
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Holey guacamole! Mother Nature sure deals with you quickly and harshly! Couple days ago I was bumming ’cause we live so far away………today, I’m thankful!!
Nice to see from Pimp’s comments that there have been some perks. Tic-tacs help sore throats….although I thought I read somewhere that semen helps too!??!
Get well Queen and Pimp!!
Karma is a motherfucker.
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oh for real? big cat hurled on your TABLE? I have enough trouble cleaning that stuff up off of newspaper!
oh boy.
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You mean the man juice isn’t natures antidote for a sore throat, like my hubby insists?