You know what TV show I’m totally addicted to right now which means they’ll change my cable and I won’t be able to see it anymore just like the Horrible Ghost Hunter’s Tragedy of ‘08?
It’s The Millionaire Matchmaker.
The other night, she called somebody an “ugly firecrotch bitch.” And then, after she got all up in Firecrotch’s grill, she was all “get her out of here! Take her away!”
How can you not love her?
You can’t! You can’t not love a person who calls somebody a hilarious name and then has them taken away.
I’m totally going to start doing that, FYI.
From now on, when somebody pisses me off, I’m going to have them taken away. Wherever I am, I’m just going to start shouting “take her away!” and maybe somebody will do it.
And if that works, I will then start shouting “off with her head!” and see how far I can take this thing.
I love these little experiments. I’ll keep you posted.
And speaking of experiments, I saw my first bisexual porn the other day.
It was…
weird.
I sort of just sat there with my head cocked to one side going “huh” because even though there was a girl involved, the guys weren’t really interested. It was really just gay porn that was happening and then some confused, cracked out slut just like, wandered onto the set and started sucking some wenises.
The guys just kind of looked at her like, “TAKE HER AWAY!”
And I was very confused because I didn’t know who the hell I was supposed to be watching and there were wenises going every which way and boys were kissing boys and girls were sort of there too and it was…a cluster fuck. I couldn’t get into it.
Oh, and just a heads up, we’re taking the ladies here today so if you’re stalking us you can adjust your plans accordingly.
So yeah.
That was random.
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Dude – I still don’t really know who bisexual porn is for. I mean, don’t bisexual’s even have their preference for who they’d like to see get it on?
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I love me some Patty. Seriously, that woman rocks! I’ve been watching her show for a couple years and can’t get enough of her. Firecrotch bitch comment was beautiful!
I think you’re best bet is to teach girlfriend to say “Off with her head!” on command…you’ll have satisfaction and she’ll just look awfully cute!
Take her away! Can I try it, too? I’ll report in. And I’m totally with Rachel.
And when my laptop was at the doctor’s, I had to borrow Gay Boyfriend’s computer. And well. There was some decidedly velly velly interesting *ahem* videos. I have been educated beyond what I was ever hoping for.
But there were no girls, so I’m totally convinced that he is, in fact, GAY.
In other news. If I got to see flowers today at anywhere but a funeral home, I would be very pleased.
Comment lub? I wrote that post on Monday. Hrmph.
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Oh….once again……we are SISTERS!!!!!! I started watching her recently, too! She’s AWESOME!
Sid you see the one where she took on ‘Shauna”? wow…..that was tense.
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Okay, seriously, you and Shelly need to quit stalking me. I, too, started watching it recently – to the point it’s set on my DVR now. I love shows like this. How do people get away with acting like Patty? I wish I could pull it off….
I’m not entirely sure about Bisexual porn. I’m a bi guy myself, in that I like a little wiener action now and again, but my primary position is doing my wife. Typically it’s just straight gay porn for me or straight straight, and if I’m wanting something that combines the two I go for the tranny porn. I know, I’m a freak.
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For the record, I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST. And you. Because you’re awesome. And the new blog design?? FAANTASTICAL.
How’s your head cold? Are you neti potting? Should I have just sent an email instead of asking you in comments?
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Oohhh Crissy!! So, I read your post this week at Toy With Me about cooking with cum and…..well, I sort of mentioned it on another website ………the same website that was all “Do you give blow jobs to your husband and do you swallow or spit” Apparently, the book that was mentioned was ‘vulgar’……spit or swallow blow jobs……not vulgar. I plan to blog the conversation……it’s still going on…………I’m having such a good time with this…..thanks so much!
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Mrs Fancypants: Take her away!
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Mrs. Fancypants: Take her away!
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Been watching the commercials for Johnny Depp’s Alice coming up in a few weeks – ‘off with her head!!!’
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I just discovered that show too! Oooo, I love Patty! I wanna send the baby girl out there to have Patty set her up with a millionaire! We’d be in the money!!
And her slap down with Shauna was awesome!
Unfortunately, in the UK, we don’t get The millionaire matchmaker. Or we might, but it’s probably hidden away on one of those channels my wife secretly watches. That’s her bi-porn – shameful, dirty, confusing.
I, of course, prefer the History Channel. Or discovery. Just nothing involving fishing. Now that is wrong.
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I totally saw that! I was watching it with my mom! I can’t believe she called that girl a firecrotch. I appreciated the banter. It was very entertaining
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