You know what TV show I’m totally addicted to right now which means they’ll change my cable and I won’t be able to see it anymore just like the Horrible Ghost Hunter’s Tragedy of ’08?
The other night, she called somebody an “ugly firecrotch bitch.” And then, after she got all up in Firecrotch’s grill, she was all “get her out of here! Take her away!”
How can you not love her?
You can’t! You can’t not love a person who calls somebody a hilarious name and then has them taken away.
I’m totally going to start doing that, FYI.
From now on, when somebody pisses me off, I’m going to have them taken away. Wherever I am, I’m just going to start shouting “take her away!” and maybe somebody will do it.
And if that works, I will then start shouting “off with her head!” and see how far I can take this thing.
I love these little experiments. I’ll keep you posted.
And speaking of experiments, I saw my first bisexual porn the other day.
I sort of just sat there with my head cocked to one side going “huh” because even though there was a girl involved, the guys weren’t really interested. It was really just gay porn that was happening and then some confused, cracked out slut just like, wandered onto the set and started sucking some wenises.
The guys just kind of looked at her like, “TAKE HER AWAY!”
And I was very confused because I didn’t know who the hell I was supposed to be watching and there were wenises going every which way and boys were kissing boys and girls were sort of there too and it was…a cluster fuck. I couldn’t get into it.
Oh, and just a heads up, we’re taking the ladies here today so if you’re stalking us you can adjust your plans accordingly.
That was random.