The Ghosts of David and Grandmother Helen strike again!
Yesterday, when I got into my car to start it, the radio came on. I hadn’t put the key in yet, leading me to believe that David and my Grandmother Helen have been out cruising in my car, and they forgot to turn the radio off. I’m like 99% sure I hadn’t had the radio on when I put it into the garage, because it is impossible for me to pull the car in with music playing. I must have silence to concentrate or I’m gonna either take a mirror off or smash into my lawn chairs.
I’m cool with them borrowing my car. I’d rather have them out speeding around than sitting in my bedroom watching me do naughty things that make me die a little bit inside with Mister so I can get me a new ride.
Also, it smelled like pot. But then again, that could have been from…well, never mind.
Dun-dun-daaaaa…
In other news, I’m coming down with a cold, and I had a story to tell you, but I fucking forgot what it was.
PS: Happy Valentines Day Queefies! We’re doing absolutely nothing. I’ll be lucky if Mister picks up a card, but this morning, he told me I “don’t look like a pile of dog shit.” That’s pretty much as romantic as it gets around here, so I guess that was Valentines Day. Ta-Da!!!!
PSS: I think I’m going to have to demand an explanation for this:
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maybe david and helen are getting it on in the car and one of them hit the knob with their ass?
ps. you ARE so much prettier than this:
Does that guy have a tail??
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You marriage sounds really romantic. And healthy. And I agree, if you looked like dog shit, how could you win hottest mommy blogger?
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It’s the tail that concerns you Ben???
LMAO at Tess’s comment. Yeah, what she said Ben. Personally, I’m concerned about the shoes. Or maybe he lived in that building burning behind him and those were the first things he found to wear as he went running out.
His fart caught on fire. Duh. And since that happens all the time, he carries around a gas mask. Right?
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From the helmet the guy’s wearing, he obviously missed the short bus and has to walk to school — through the gates of hell and apparently somewhere near a beach. I have no explanation for the shoes. None.
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Happy Valentine’s Day Alice!
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Happy Valentines day to you as well. I don’t know what we’re doing. I think probably nothing, but in my heart we’re taking a surprise trip to LA.
Also, I have a cold too.
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I don’t think that you really want an explination for that picture.
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I think last night that Grandpa Charlie visited the kids, His visits are usually good, but last night, he must have scared them because I had to go into Joeys room to check on him and calm him down and then Isabella came into my room and I had to calm her down and take her back to her room after she settled down a bit………
They used to not be afraid of Grandpa Charlie…hopefully when he visits next year on Feb 11, they won’t be afraid anymore.
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Oy vey! No… dog shit you are NOT my fair lady so shout out to CP for noticing…
And hellooo it’s FASHION WEEK! Need I say more? Who doesn’t have dead sexy red foot wear and animal print cheek splitters aka thong th-thong thong thongs (sing it with me!).
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cheek splitters…hahhahahahaha! Classic!
In other news…I got my period for Valentine’s Day.
@ Rachel – ooooh noooooooo. Shame on ur stupid uterus! That is NOT the kinda red u wanna see right about now…
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sugar, don’t you try and be all subliminal with me. i knew you were smoking hot without the cliched fire in the background or the red-striped tube sex. (i mean sox. wink wink.) but baby please return mama’s sushi canoes. she’s hosting a party this saturday and plans on filling them fish stick fingers.
I’ve asked my Dad a million times not to borrow my blue helmet … dammit …..
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http://www.steakandbjday.com/
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The only thing I see in this photo are the stubs on the bottom of his clogs. Since when are there legs on a shoe? AND WHY IS IT PLASTIC AND NOT WOOD? The world may never know…
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i wish my dad would stop pulling stunts to get himself on you tube.
idiot.
wow i like his red shoes…it makes him look more sexy…lol
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i was starting to feel i could end up being the only student whom cared about this, at least at this point i learn im not loony
i am going to be sure to find out more about various various other threads when i get a tad of caffeine in me, adios for now 