Maybe I can write a blog post tomorrow. Or later. Or something.
I tried for like an hour to write one but it was full of suckage. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I find it hard to be cute on the Internet while Homeslice is all up in my grill and pulling out fistfulls of my hair and Girlfriend keeps interrupting me to say things like “mom, mommy, mama, ma, momma, momma, mommy, ma, ma, ma, mommy,mama,mom.”
What I’m trying to say is they’re evil little children and they don’t care about my blog.
I find this unimaginable.
And so I wonder if either Mary Poppins or Nanny McPhee would be willing to sort of, you know, come down here and kick some ass. I mean seriously, how awesome would it be if Nanny McPhee showed up at my door in about five minutes with her mole and her cane and her awesome. I’d totally make out with her.
Yes I would.
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Can I borrow her when you’re done? My kids need their asses kicked too, but the 30 Day Shred has taken all my energy. I think I need to nap the rest of the day.(I’m on Day 1.)
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It is 8:04am and you have written something in intelligible english. I think that is a major accomplishment. The fact that I spelled accomplishment right without spell check before 10am is all I can say for myself.
I’ll punch a baby.
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You know that the Verizon people use overwrought moms for their campaigning–can you hear me now? how ’bout now? and now? what about now? now?
if I want repetition, I’ll stick to my rich fantasy life, thanks.
I’m sorry. If it’s any consolation, Cowgirl is snowed in with her three girls in the country and her husband just blew through the snow-blocked road with his truck and left her with a car that won’t get through it.
It’s a nasty time of year to be a mommy.
Nobody told you it would be like this, did they? Me either…
Its OK to take a break sometimes and catch your breath. I do not think that anyone who reads you regularly would ever be disappointed with you if you didn’t post your usual snark and fun. Be kind to yourself Kristen. Your audience loves you.
Haha, when my son really want’s my attention he’ll start actually using my first name. It irritates the hell out of me, but I can’t get mad because it’s so damn cute when a two year old uses my first name.
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I’ll FedEx a note to Marry Poppins or Nanny McPhee ASAP.
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Dude. I love you. And, you make me never want to have any children.
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Whilst in your Mummy trance, repeat softly to yourself and often,”these are the good old days. the good old days. the good old days. the good…………”.
N Mc P is the bomb.
Just any woman with a British accent will do, amirite?
Also, I’d like Jason Bourne to come over. You know, to help me dismantle bombs.
I might have had too much sunlamp this morning.
Also, I have a new blog post, Commentluv.
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I’d rather make out with Jo from Supernanny. It’s the sexy librarian glasses coupled with the sternness of a dominatrix that turns me on.
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Heather, YES! I have a little crush on Jo, too! I love how she just walks in and looks at everyone over her glasses and then Whoopsh! Everyone is perfect.
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mom, mommy, momma, ma, mommy, mom, mom, mom……MOM……LISA!!!!
That’s why I drink!!!!
Wrap your liver around a top shelf Margarita.
Rinse.
Repeat.
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Yep, that’s the way it is here, except…well, yeah the same. Oh well.
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Maybe the after nannie. Or Jason sounds like a better choice – he would put the kids downstairs and a big lock on the bedroom door . . .
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Maria von Trapp might be available…
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Break out the wine and tune all of that “noise” out. But seriously, I think kids do this shit on purpose. They know it bothers us. After I decided to ignore my toddlers (now 13 and 15) mama, ma, mom shit, they soon stopped. So, ignore it. Guaranteed to work!
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I agree with Kenya. I learned after a while that I didn’t need to respond ALL the time. Drove my Hubs crazy…he thought they needed a response everytime they opened their mouths. I would ignore them and he would be like, “how can you ignore them?” And I’d say….EASY…if you want me as your wife and for all of us to continue to live!!
Hang in there! The first lull is coming and then you have to start getting ready for the pre-teens!!
I ran across this site the other day and I thought of you!!
http://www.blogher.com/im-tired-parenting-so-there?from=nethed
Owww… it hurts when I laugh that hard! Keep it up!
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You making out with Nanny McPhee! Yummy! What a wonderful fantasy. Oh wait! You said Nanny McPhee, not Katharine McPhee. Nevermind. My bad.
Ok, so… apparently I need to whip up a batch of bath stuff that acts like ether for the lil’ ones. (Putting on lab coat) I’ll let you know how things progress.
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Did you know that when Walt Disney asked Julie Andrews to play Mary Poppins she told him she was up the duff – he replied “then we will wait”
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Great stuff!
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katharine mcphee IS pretty hot.
How about Miss Doubtfire?
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