Homeslice is in rare form today. I might have to kill myself. Please, Queefs. Make the crying stop. PLEASE!!!
The great news is that it’s a Toy With Me day today! Woot! Woot!
- They may or may not take Homeslice away from us today
- A real live honest to Jesus CONTEST where you get to kill eachother for a GIFT CARD!
- What the hell got into Kanye West last night? Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol…
- Dear Taylor Swift, I’m Happy Free Confused And Lonely At the Same Time
- On some days, I write some words, and on some days, I don’t. Today, I did. Did I use too many commas because I feel like maybe that was too many?