I win! I win! I win!

I am the Hottest Mommy Blogger for the second year in a row.

Because yes.

And it looks like the Dumb Whorewives of Douchebag County, who are not hot and not mommies got kicked off for cheating their asses off.  Who knew there was actually a scrap, a shred, a modicum of legitimacy to The Blogger’s Choice Awards?

I certainly didn’t.  Voter driven contests are a disaster.

But I’m happy I won because for the past seven months, I’ve been sitting here at 6:00 am with baby vomit on my pajamas, fighting to keep my sense of humor (sometimes failing miserably) when really all I want to do is sit here and rant at the Internet because being a mommy is fucking hard, and it sucks at least 80% of the time on good days.  On bad days, it sucks 100%  of the time.

And I’m also happy because my friend, Aunty Becky over at Mommy Wants Vodka, came in second.  Yay for Aunt Becky! If you don’t read her blog, you really should.

Perhaps the best thing though is that we both beat Doosh and that’s a victory for EVERYONE if you ask me.

Except for those Cheating Whorewives.  They can suck it.  HARD.  I’d rather have seen Doosh win.  Probably.

Anyway, I’m not doing the naked thing again this year.

Here.  Have a picture of my ass.  That’s good enough, right?


That’s the least dressed I’ve been in any picture in the past year.  Deal with it.

Hottest Mommy Blogger 2009 out.

PS: Mister won second place for Best Photography blog, and Stoogie is Hottest Celebrity Blogger, and Dingo won The Blogitzer (I don’t know what that is, but it sounds Very Impressive) That’s right, people.  You’re barking with the big dogs.

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  1. WTG Crissy. And Aunt Becky, And Mister, And Stoogie. By the way, every time I hear Train’s “Hey Soul Sister” I think of you and Mister. Although I am going to change the words to “Hey Soul Sister ain’t that mister mister on the radio, stereo, The way your ASS looks ain’t fair you know”.

  2. Well, it’s good to see that you can win something without my support. Because, I’m not even sure I knew I was supposed to vote for you. And word on my street is you’re one of my favorite mommy bloggers. I only read hot mommy bloggers, by the way. Congrats! =)
    .-= SoMi’s Nilsa’s last blog post… Spontaneity =-.

  3. I’ve had the sads and the fats for the past few days and I was on Mister’s blog and I saw that picture of your bottom and it made me feel even saddser and fatter.

    I am not fat.

    I am not.


    Also, I have a cold picked up from the 4yo. Kid germs. Add that to the mommy suckitude.
    .-= Melissa Lion’s last blog post… Knitting Awesomeness =-.

  4. Crissy, you have permission to be unclothed or clothed in my reader any day of the week! Hottest Mommy Blogger FTW!

    Also, congrats to Mister and to Stoogepie! And, if I am not mistaken, Ms. Dingo also picked up a Blogger’s Choice Award.

    Is it bad that I am basking in the glow of your awesomeness?
    .-= MsDarkstar’s last blog post… Non-Coffeehouse Sunday Post =-.

  5. Of course! Congratulations, to you and Mister Pimp (though whoever beat him out of first place must have bribed the judges, is what I’m thinking).

    I’ll admit, I’ve had my head in my ski wax pretty much all winter, when I wasn’t playing around with Endless Christmas, so when did this contest run and when was it announced, and who is Doosh?

  6. Congrats Crissy! Pimp, Stoogie, Dingo and Aunt Becky too! 🙂

    All THE BEST blogs on the net!! I bow to such greatness and am humbled to read such talent. Except for Pimp’s blog…there I lurk and am awed by the breathtaking pictures!! 😉

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