I am the Hottest Mommy Blogger for the second year in a row.
And it looks like the Dumb Whorewives of Douchebag County, who are not hot and not mommies got kicked off for cheating their asses off. Who knew there was actually a scrap, a shred, a modicum of legitimacy to The Blogger’s Choice Awards?
I certainly didn’t. Voter driven contests are a disaster.
But I’m happy I won because for the past seven months, I’ve been sitting here at 6:00 am with baby vomit on my pajamas, fighting to keep my sense of humor (sometimes failing miserably) when really all I want to do is sit here and rant at the Internet because being a mommy is fucking hard, and it sucks at least 80% of the time on good days. On bad days, it sucks 100% of the time.
And I’m also happy because my friend, Aunty Becky over at Mommy Wants Vodka, came in second. Yay for Aunt Becky! If you don’t read her blog, you really should.
Perhaps the best thing though is that we both beat Doosh and that’s a victory for EVERYONE if you ask me.
Except for those Cheating Whorewives. They can suck it. HARD. I’d rather have seen Doosh win. Probably.
Anyway, I’m not doing the naked thing again this year.
Here. Have a picture of my ass. That’s good enough, right?
That’s the least dressed I’ve been in any picture in the past year. Deal with it.
Hottest Mommy Blogger 2009 out.
PS: Mister won second place for Best Photography blog, and Stoogie is Hottest Celebrity Blogger, and Dingo won The Blogitzer (I don’t know what that is, but it sounds Very Impressive) That’s right, people. You’re barking with the big dogs.
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- Today we’re writing letters to some people about various things.
- I don’t know what he thought I would do when I found this, but I’m blogging about it because let’s face it…I have no idea where I was going with this.