So the other night at work I Google Imaged myself just for the hell of it because it totally had to do with cataloging books and look what I found:
I like her outfit.
Also,
Crissy + Spanky= Tru luv 4-eva.
And this one actually looks like it could be me because that bitch totally ganked my stunna shades, yo.
but it’s not really me. I never went to space camp, probably.
This is not me either.
I’m like, 100% sure.
And OMG! I found this which actually IS me (in a way).
Shout out to Ms. DINGO! Holla!
Domo arigato, Crissy roboto
Awwww…so sweet, but is that a BOY playing with the Crissy doll?
Huh.
You guys knew I had my own doll, right? Because I’m special and you’re not.
And I discovered I have my own Wikipedia page!!!
Suck it, Doosh! I totally kill.
And today is a Toy With Me day.
Patience my pets, I’ll get you a link in just a few…
TWM POST IS UP: The Scent Of A Woman – Vulva Original
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those boots fucking rock
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I love that you’re a serial killer…and that “boy” looks like me, circa 1976.
btw, here are more links to more kristen gilberts:
http://kristengilbertphotography.blogspot.com/
http://twitter.com/kristengilbert
http://www.myspace.com/33502612
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lenpayne/4135685377/
http://contentdm.lib.byu.edu/ETD/image/etd2877.pdf
http://www.trustparenting.com/speakers.html#Kristen_Gilbert
You’re a serial killer? I KNEW it. You pull us into your domain and then STRIKE.
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This confirms it, the movie people from Pretty Woman totally stole your outfit!
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um.. the wikipedia thing is SCARY !! but you look good for being born in 1937. I googled myself one day and that is how I found your blog.
Also, I am friends with another Christina on facebook, same last name, same spelling, same city. She likes girls. So in theory I could date myself. Nice.
Anyone else oddly aroused by the flickr wrestling chicks?
I’m pretty sure that lacy camisole in that first picture would be a step up from your scoop neck tops. Just something to consider.
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I can’t see half these pictures at work
But that gives me something to do tonight 
And I love that you’re a serial killer. I love real crime stories and legal thrillers. Perhaps you could write a book about yourself and they’ll make a movie and you’ll be so rich!! In jail, but rich! I’ll even be your lawyer for the appeals and the movie rights and stuff. I’ve done criminal defense and all….
Wow. Does your Pimp no you are a murderess?
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Ha! I love googling people to see what images come up. You totally lucked out.
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I hired a murderer? This does sit well with me Missy! And CP if she’s ever all like, “I would totally kill for a drink right now” I would go get the freaking drink for her. Just sayin’
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When I google search myself, a picture of your brother comes up.
I don’t know what this means.
Also, I read the Toy with Me post and all I can say is on Wednesdays I need to remember to visit your blog later in the day. When the brain is less mushy. I’m pretty sure that perfume or whatever that was is going to leave a lasting impression on my brain.
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That murdering Crissy looks kind of like you. Like if you were going to play a murderous truck-stop hooker in a movie.
Weird.
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So, you’re a serial killer. Coolio.
Gotta run over and look @ your Toy With Me post… if it has to do with scent, I am interested. (and it’s written by you! Win-Win)
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I am not sure but I think the serial killer wearing the boots might be an identical ringer!
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I’m with Pimp…those boots rock. You definitely have to get some and let him take pics for us!
I just googled my name and it wasn’t anything exciting. The first thing that came up was photo of my husband and I. But some artist came up which made it more fun.
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That last picture made me want to bring back the “Boy or Girl?” game. But alas, some things are better left dead and buried.
I remember googling my first name and my blog came up on like the 3rd page. There may have been a mild panic attack.
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Just got back from Google World. Aren’t you also a chiropractor who writes smart reviews for books on Amazon?
I’m beginning to see that you truly are the queen of fucking everything. Either that, or you have a severe case of Multiple Personality Disorder.
My choice is to believe you actually are an African American Chiropractor in thigh high stilettos with a boyfriend on the side named Spanky, who has a thing for your dolly, and you enjoy a good dose of serial killing whenever things get too boring in Smuckytown.
Rage on, Your Majesty!
I know that you feel the pressure to be all things to all people, but aren’t you spreading yourself a bit too thin? Oh, and stop with the tanning! You’re going to get skin cancer!
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You’re a serial killer and didn’t tell us this before???
Thanks a bunch.
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I love Dingo’s picture….and that Vulva Original business…..uh….weird. Reminds me vaguely of Tom Cruise’s character in the film Magnolia. Don’t know why.
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omg i google imaged myself and came up with A GRAVESTONE WTF http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~jaiwilliams/Wisbeach/tanneralicee.jpg
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I’ve personally dealt with anxiety attacks my whole life. It started when I was just a kid and I’ve had to cope with them since then. I finally found a solution that has helped me get them done once and for all. I will tell you that it wasn’t quick or easy, but after a while I was able to finally get rid of them. I’ve finally got rid of them and its like I’ve started a new life not having panic attacks. I also saw a Dr. Oz special a few days ago, sometimes it isn’t a panic attack that is the root of the problem, I’d also recommend talking to your doctor. I wish you the best!