I’m totally gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes tonight.

Happy New Year Queefs and Queefettes!

Party at our house tonight! You’re all invited, but you can’t stay until midnight. I haven’t made it till midnight on New Years Eve in 6 years and I’m not about to start now. I’ve done the bars and the parties and the dressing up all fancy and all that New Year’s-y crap and now, going to sleep at a reasonable hour and not waking up hating life on the first day of the new year is sort of a thing I do ever since I kissed my 20’s goodbye.

It’s kind of a tradition.

Also, I don’t really care about New Year’s.

Nobody gives you a present on New Year’s, but they should. The stuff from Christmas is old now.

Amiright?

So yeah. Come on over.

I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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16 comments

  1. “Nobody gives you a present on New Year’s, but they should. The stuff from Christmas is old now.”

    So damn true! Even though my Christmas presents haven’t even been put away yet, I’m bored of them.

    Happy New Year.
    .-= Paula’s last blog post… 2009 IN PICTURES . . . =-.

  2. You know, if you want to get presents on New Year’s you should totally move your birthday. Why do you think I decided to be born 2 weeks early? I TOTALLY wanted the New Year’s/birthday combo.

    Also, I haven’t done a “stay up till midnight, have a huge party/go to a huge party, wake up on the first day of a new year hating life” type event since I was…21? Wow, does that make me lame?
    .-= stealthnerd’s last blog post… This is it, the big 2-5 =-.

  3. i stay up until after midnight nearly every night, so it’s not really a Big Thing for me to do it on new year’s. AND my boyfriend is out of the country, so there’s not really much for me to look forward to at midnight, you know?
    .-= Alice’s last blog post… auld lang syne =-.

  4. Lately my bedtime is about 3AM, so midnight is a piece o’ cake. Mmmmm… cake… there should be lots of cake on New Year’s Eve.

    I’m making lasagne, so I’ll bring that. You probably don’t wanna stick your dick in lasagne, though, cuz the cheese will stick to it and possibly cause some painful burns.

    Happy New Year’s Eve, Crissy!
    .-= MsDarkstar’s last blog post… Starts kinda emo but gets better at the end… =-.

  5. We live on the west coast so I always have the kids watch the New Year’s celebration being broadcast from the east coast. That way when the ball drops in NYC, the kids will believe it’s midnight, scream Happy New Year and off to bed they will go while I polish off the remaining champagne and enjoy a little one-on-one time with myself.
    .-= Miss Spoken’s last blog post… Fuck You, Stevie. Superstition IS the Way. =-.

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