Stoogepie and Crissy: Porn Visionaries

Morning Queefs and Queefettes!
Stoogie and I have made another Very Special Blog Baby. We were talking about literature and books and how the classic stories turn girls on and how most porn isn’t made for ladies and so wouldn’t it be great if we could make literature into porn for chicks? And so we did.  We turned it into porn.  You’re welcome, neighbors.  We’ll start the actual film production very soon, but until then, you’re just going to have to rub one out to these storyboards:

Tess-of-the-d'Lubricants-final

Horny-Little-Women-final

Madame-Ovary-final

The-Great-Fucksby-Comic-final

Whore-of-Mirth-final

You should probably go over to Stoogie’s place now and touch him on his bum.  He loves that.

You should also go to Toy With Me and touch my bum some more (you realize that if you leave a comment over there, you can win a really nice little toy for yourself, right?).  Today we’re talking about how I’m throwing my husband a vasectomy party.

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9 comments

  1. All this literature makes me feel so smart 🙂

    I wrote a term paper in high school on Madame Bovary. I think your version would have made a much more interesting paper.

  2. Wasn’t it just yesterday that you were telling me a masters degree in literature is a waste? You LIAR!!! Without your extensive literary background these storyboards would never have come to be, and I never would have spit mint-carmel cappuccino all over my keyboard.

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