Morning Queefs and Queefettes!
Stoogie and I have made another Very Special Blog Baby. We were talking about literature and books and how the classic stories turn girls on and how most porn isn’t made for ladies and so wouldn’t it be great if we could make literature into porn for chicks? And so we did. We turned it into porn. You’re welcome, neighbors. We’ll start the actual film production very soon, but until then, you’re just going to have to rub one out to these storyboards:
You should probably go over to Stoogie’s place now and touch him on his bum. He loves that.
You should also go to Toy With Me and touch my bum some more (you realize that if you leave a comment over there, you can win a really nice little toy for yourself, right?). Today we’re talking about how I’m throwing my husband a vasectomy party.
Sigh. I love these. I really, really love these. And I love you and Stooge. And Mister. And well, when’s the orgy?
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The whole Jo/Laurie dynamic always left me unsatisfied. So…thanks for the resolution. And thanks for leaving out Amy, ’cause she never did anything for me.
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All this literature makes me feel so smart
I wrote a term paper in high school on Madame Bovary. I think your version would have made a much more interesting paper.
Yay! It’s chic lit porn! Yeah, Laurie was definitely doing Jo.
Or was Jo doing Laurie? What the hell…
i am SPEECHLESS. these are amazing. i am in awe.
(also: OMG MAKE THESE MOVIE KTHX)
Alice’s last blog post… update! i have not been offed by the mob!
I can’t wait to start filming. K8 is right: when’s the orgy?
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Now that’s an idea! Write to Hallmark and other card outlets to create invitations and cards for vasectomy’s. You’d be rich. Vasectomy party! You’re a hoot!
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Wasn’t it just yesterday that you were telling me a masters degree in literature is a waste? You LIAR!!! Without your extensive literary background these storyboards would never have come to be, and I never would have spit mint-carmel cappuccino all over my keyboard.