So I thought we’d do something different with our Christmas lights this year:
And I thought it might be fun to have blue lights because it’s Girlfriend’s favorite color, but now that I look at this picture, I think my little cherry tree looks like the Ghost of Christmas Past is waiting to show me what an asshole I am. Either that, or it reminds me of that episode of The Bloodhound Gang when there was a mysterious glow coming from the garden and everyone thought it was a ghost, but it was really a bag of fertilizer or something. Either that or it looks like Jesus is coming to kick Santa’s ass for stealing his thunder.
What do you guys think?
PS: It’s Toy With Me day! Tiger Woods is a Total Amateur.



Are those the LED lights or just fancy blue lights? We’ve got a few Christmas trees in our neighborhood with LED lights and they’re awful. Just awful.
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i voted!
now i’m off to toy with me…
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I’m on board with the glowing orb. As per usual.
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Aliens. Perfect.
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In my new town, they have a Christmas Tree Lane. A street in which all the houses go balls out to decorate. Lights strung up on super high trees, things that move, things that make music, etc. We went last night to see it – it was pretty neat, but man, folks go a little nuts-o with the lights. I swear I saw Clark Griswold’s house!!
I like your lights. Simple, tasteful, and fun! And the blue bounces nicely off the snow
Sigh. I’m very jealous of your blue tree. I live with the Grinch. Every year I say I’m going to go outside and put up the outdoor lights and “the argument” starts about how its a waste of time and electricity and meh meh meh. And then the whole idea is ruined. It’s oh so festive at our house during the holidays.
Your little blue tree looks sad and lonely. I think you should plant him a girlfriend.
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I think that the blue tree looks awesomely otherworldly. YOu need a blue tree on the other side of the house, too!
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toy with me- the little blue tree has two pips, one on either side. maybe they need lights too.
Violet Beauregarde comes home for the holidays…
wifey, i was actually thinking of putting another string of the blue lights on the other side, on the japanese maple?
i think the symmetry would be pleasing.
Please take pictures of video when Jesus and Santa rumble in your yard.
Oh crap, this reminds me, I need a tree.
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Looks like the neon lights of a bar and your house needs a drink.
Actually, I dont really think its any of them.
I think its Jack Frost thats going to come in a kick yo’ aaaaassssss! Since blue is Jack Frost’s signature color. :]
I like your lights and bet they look even better in the personal. The little cherry tree in Girlfriend’s favorite blue, looks darling.
I’d light the pips. Nakedness is awesome, but not for the pips.
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I almost voted for the last option but I can’t ever even fathom the thought of harming my mom. She’s too amazing. Maybe if you had said….kitten??
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i can’t believe the bloodhound gang’s awesomeness choice is losing. wtf! i LOVED the bloodhound gang!
oh. and i guess your blue tree, too.
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I voted on the Bloodhound Gang. And Crissy, you literally live in my dream house. Would it be creepy if I asked you to email me photos of your house? So I can show my husband?
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you know I can’t help myself….
Whenever there’s trouble, we’re there on the double,
We’re the Bloodhound Gang…
If you’ve got the crime, we’ve got the time,
We’re the Bloodhound Gang!
I KNEW you’d remember The Bloodhound Gang!
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I don’t know how it’s happened, but it lights up that entire end of your yard! WHAT?
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I think maybe green and red would work. Better. But, still a little creepy. Seriously, what were you thinking?
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Crissyyyyyyyy – It’s been so long since my daily devotion to your page. I’ve missed you terribly and I know the feelng is mutual. Anyhoodles um.. I’m feelin pretty bah-humbuggish this year, but I gotta say I like the dedication to Girlfriend. It’s really hotand photographs really well – duh. Kinda looks like blue tree was bad so they won’t let him play with the other trees/bushes. Oooh you naughty naughty cherry tree.