For all you Queefs and Queefettes who have not heard this story yet, go read about How I tried to sell my panties online.
You’re gonna shit!
For those of you who have heard the story, can you believe I’m telling it to the Toy With Mes? I mean, maybe I should have just let it die, but if anyone will understand, it’s them.
(Valerie, there’s more about you in there this time. You’re famous now. You’re welcome. The paparazzi is on their way, so put some lipstick on.)
In other news, the monkey flu rages on. I have to go try not to die now.
- Fashionista Minibum
- Happy Anniversary Mister! I’m glad I didn’t push you off the Empire State Building.
- How I Learned the Hard Way
- The story that’s not actually a story except it TOTALLY is one! But not in the sense that you think I said it is. Only it’s completely true mostly. I’ve even confused myself at this point.
- Apparently, Crissy Looks Like She Cares