Morning Queefs and Queefettes!
How was your Thanksgiving? I gained two pounds. Yay.
Clearly, the stench of rotting mouse did not deter me whatsoever.
That’s pretty much what I’ve looked like every second of every day for the past four days. I have no idea why I gained weight.
My brother was around this year, so that was good.
That’s a picture of him right there. Also, my mother’s head.
Here’s me touching Melissa Lion’s ass (for those of you who maybe thought I was lying about it–oh ye of little faith).
We’re cute in our matching outfits, yes?
And that about sums up the weekend. It was eventful as hell.
And today is our 7 year wedding anniversary.
This is the only picture I have for you. It’s from the reject pile so naturally, it’s the only one Mister scanned into the computer. I do not know why. His mind is a mystery wrapped in a conundrum surrounded by a haze of pot smoke and Valium or whatever.
And to celebrate, Mister is staying home to take care of the little children because I’m sick. I’m always sick at this time of year. I was sick on our wedding night and the day after, when we left for our honeymoon, I had some sort of monkey disease and The Bloods and all I wanted to do was sleep, but it was 13 degrees in New York City and so MISTER MADE ME WALK EVERYWHERE in the freezing cold while I died to death of monkey flu and The Bloods. We had a huge fight at the top of the Empire State Building and I really, really, wanted to push him off the edge but there’s a fucking huge ass fence there. He got lucky.
So, yes.
Good times.
Fond memories.
I’m going back to bed.
PS: Happy Anniversary Mister! I’m glad I didn’t push you off the Empire State Building.
PSS: How awesome would the end of Sleepless in Seattle be if the little kid threw the lady over the edge? I should write movies, I swear it.
I don’t know why that photo is from the reject pile, it’s lovely. Happy Anniversary to you both.
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Happy Anniversary! May the next 7 years be not quite so eventful!
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This year will make 27 years for me and hubby; believe me wait 10 or 15 more years and you’ll wish you had pushed him off. Trust me.
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Happy Happies! Why is there only one picture of you touching Melissa’s ass. What about the orgy? I mean, seriously. And get well. And send your brother. Baron Baptiste is my new lover by the way.
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Well even then Mister looked stunned by his great good luck.
He looks a little shellshocked in that picture. Or did you drug him?
Happy Anniversary!
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Oh Happy Anniversary! You guys are so great! It was wonderful meeting you in person. I lurved all of it!
I want to move to New England now. Also, we totally matched!
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Happy Anniversary Crissy and Mister!
Looks like your holiday was filled with deliciousness!
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Happy Anniversary!
Sorry you are feeling sick. Hope the Monkey Flu goes away super soon.
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Happy anniversary!
You guys have become my favorite favorite favorite couple blog. (is that a catagory?) I think I went through every archive post at this point and love every one of them. I have a secret crush on Mister based on the
“Sweater Pose” session. But he looks much like “my Mister” so its OK, right? My mother gets the Monkey Flu every holiday too. Since Forever. I think its her way of staying in bed with the “Hot Toddys” though.
It’s just not fair. You have a witty sense of humor. You have a great way of writing that makes me laugh my butt off AND you’re pretty. Can’t you go do meth and really mess up your complexion???
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Did I only say looks? I meant looks and smells a lot like I imagine Mister does with all the special blend tobaccy cigarettes. I demand bath/shower before “that” gets into my bed otherwise the daily BJ will not happen.
You got to touch Melissa Lion’s ass for your anniversary? Mister knows how to pick great gifts. Oh wait, was watching you touch ML’s ass Mister’s birthday gift. Either way, win-win.
Feel better soon!
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Now I’m hungry.
Feel better.
Your bro’s tie makes me want to play pacman.
I’m totally jealous re: touching ML’s ass.
Mister looks better now than 7 yrs ago.
Better Monkey flu than the baby bug.
Happy Anniversary! What a cute couple you make. Feel better. Oh and man your brother is hot!
Happy anniversary, ms QOFE!!!!!!
Would you kindly share the secret to gaining a couple of pounds over the holidays or a weekend? Not to rub it in, I am a skinny ass and it is hard for me to gain weight, eventhough I basically eat about everything on my path, especially Chocolate sweets, ice cream, cup cakes, ANY kind of cakes with anything edible on them etc etc.. again, i’m not rubbing it in, i’m just sayin….
I rarely gain a pound… sigh…
Any help is certainly appreciated…. Fanks
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Hooray for the ass snap!
Best wishes on your anniversary, Your Majesty & Sir Pimp.
Your posts crack me up!
Happy Anniversary, yo.
Happy Anniversary to the Queen and the pimp.
You guys looks so cute in that picture. I looked like you (not as hot, but the eating part) all weekend. I gained 5 lbs. Yuck, but at least I could blame it on the growing girl in my tummy. Hard part is not eating so much after like, 4 days of pigging out.
i know it sounds stupid and corny but i really knew that i would marry this girl about halfway through the first date.
march 8, 1996.
this wasn’t taken that day, but pretty soon after:
such kids..
Awwwwwww, Mister!! GREAT pic’s!! Especially the last one!!
Happy Anniversary to you both!! And Lynne has the right of it!! Been 28 yrs for us and I wish we lived closer to the Empire State building……about twelve times between anniversaries!!
I’m so glad I convinced you that calculator watches aren’t cool after 4th grade.
Mister’s comment is so sweet!! Also, I am now convinced I will have the monkey flu on my wedding day. Can’t. Wait.
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it wasn’t a calculator watch.
that right there was a casio g-shock. made tough enough to take a beating.
just like you.
happy anniversary!