Who’s making stuffing? Who’s bringing pie? Who’s gonna stick his dick in the mashed potatoes?

My dinner with Melissa Lion and her Fancyhats  was lovely last night and they’re adorable and fun and you’ll be very proud of me you guys.  I was not Party Asshole (as far as I know).   I’ll tell you more about it later (I TOUCHED HER BUM AND IT WAS MARVELOUS!) (Come to think of it, maybe I was Party Asshole.  That was not appropriate behavior, probably.)

Anyways, there’s probably nary a Queef to be seen on the eve of a major holiday, but I’m over at Toy With Me today talking about Sex Positions I Won’t Be Trying.

PS:  If you leave the best comment today, you will WIN A VIBRATOR!!!  No shit.

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  1. I want the vibe. Or pictures of you using the vibe or something.

    Tell your Pimp that, since his dick is in the mashed potatoes anyway, gravy goes very nicely with mashed potatoes. He can give everyone a dose of happy this Thanksgiving.
    .-= stoogepie’s last blog post… Ninja Rape Gang =-.

  2. Oh good, I wasn’t the only one who read “Breast Comment of the Day”… And my breast comment of the day is “Bodacious Rack you’ve got there Crissy!”

    Due to circumstantial circumstances, Thanksgiving, scheduled for most to be on Thursday of this week will be held on Sunday at my house. However, that means that there will probably be bath fizzies “cooking” at my house on Thursday.
    .-= MsDarkstar’s last blog post… I’m so excited!! =-.

  3. I’m very lucky because I’m not making a thing and bringing my husband and kids. I get to just eat myself silly on Thanksgiving day! ….and then again on Saturday, because the only thing better than pigging out on Thanksgiving once a year is doing it TWICE!!
    .-= Rebecca’s last blog post… Merry Christmas =-.

  4. Wow! Nice huh! Really enjoy your experience.I think i done the best comment today so a small gift is waiting for you.Plz take my vibrator couz i am in India i can’t receive it LOL.Hehehehe. “”Every patient carries her or his own doctor inside””:)take care.bye

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