My dinner with Melissa Lion and her Fancyhats was lovely last night and they’re adorable and fun and you’ll be very proud of me you guys. I was not Party Asshole (as far as I know). I’ll tell you more about it later (I TOUCHED HER BUM AND IT WAS MARVELOUS!) (Come to think of it, maybe I was Party Asshole. That was not appropriate behavior, probably.)
Anyways, there’s probably nary a Queef to be seen on the eve of a major holiday, but I’m over at Toy With Me today talking about Sex Positions I Won’t Be Trying.
PS: If you leave the best comment today, you will WIN A VIBRATOR!!! No shit.
- Somebody Smells
- I’m going to be completely honest with you. This post is a nightmare.
- I don’t know what he thought I would do when I found this, but I’m blogging about it because let’s face it…I have no idea where I was going with this.
- This post is about Lynne not buying candles and why Girlfriend will grow up to be illiterate because of it.
- Okay, so maybe Jazzercise is like, fun or whatever