Comments on: Wolverine wants to kill Mister. I’m so jealous I could spit.

By: Agnes

Agnes — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:32:40 +0000

Of course you’re confused. Who wouldn’t be, with that crush you’ve got on ‘ol
RELEVANT ELF? Relax Sherilock. Stay focused. There is light. Breathe deep.

You bully types often suffer visions of grandeur. You get a little taste of local celebrity with your local small town shooting stars, but lucky for you, there’s always a PhD program you might hide behind later, if you’re still not ready to get real.

After that, I just don’t know what to tell you. You’re truly on your own, confused or not.

By: Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:45:47 +0000

I’m so confused by this nutfuck.

By: Agnes

Agnes — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 20:12:17 +0000

The thing is Sherlock, we all know who you and your Gang of Envy members are.

Don’t blow a gasket, your nose will just start bleeding again.

By: Sherlock Holmes

Sherlock Holmes — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:07:50 +0000

The jig is up “Agnes”. We all know who you are. We know you’re one person and we don’t give a shit.

Shut up already.

By: Agnes

Agnes — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:01:41 +0000

Something very strong was in my Thanksgiving punch. Great Great Aunt Bridget told me it could give me fleeting psychic powers.

I’m picking up Wolverine only wishes she were married to the wife she feels possessive of. The “wife” is married to somebody else, also with a nasty temper. Wolverine has a bad bloody nose that won’t stop bleeding this Thanksgiving.

Wolverine could post on this site under a much less threatening name, and possibly has been for some time.

Beware of a she sheep in Wolverine’s clothing. This sheep is a member of a small cowardly and not too bright internets flock who hide behind their words and labor under the curse of envy.

By: deutlich

deutlich — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 18:43:58 +0000

maybe that dude has a REALLY small dick? or perhaps GYNORMOUS balls. like the kind that are so overwhelming you wonder how in the fuck they could hang from the human body. like the super gross kind

OR, maybe he has a small dick AND gynormous balls. I bet that’s fun to play with….

Except not.
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By: Amie Simmons

Amie Simmons — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:16:27 +0000

Your blog is totally worth trashing, but it’s too funny. so, i’m just gonna go get some gloves with weights in them for my turbo jam and then maybe one day…
Amie Simmons’s last blog post… “Somebody looking for a fat slob with a bladder problem?”

By: Aunt Becky

Aunt Becky — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:14:54 +0000

Bitch, I’LL THROW DOWN AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS.
Aunt Becky’s last blog post… This Ain’t Your Momma’s Pioneer Woman (Redux)

By: Agnes

Agnes — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:06:29 +0000

Hints on the stalker’s true identity? No. Probably not.

Any chance he’s the one who thinks he’s RELEVANT GUY whose RELEVANT WIFE has that thing going on with some arrested development and thinks she’s an elf or something?

Blink once = no; twice = yes.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:17:27 +0000

This is the first blog of yours I’ve read..Hilarious.

And I could so totally kick your ass. I was raised in the middle of B.F.E., gave birth at sixteen and in my husbands family there are rumors of incest. Seriously. I’m like, totally Ellie May Clampett. With smaller breasts. Which just get in the way when you’re fighting anyway. Seriously.
Laurie’s last blog post… The hubby’s birthday