I know you already know this pisses me off to no end, but I saw it yesterday on the way to work and I just…I’m disgusted.
The EPC’s do it, I think, to remind us all how they are ladies of leisure and they want us to know they’re going right back to bed after they drop the mini EPCs off at school but WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IT’S OKAY TO WEAR PAJAMAS AND BEDROOM SLIPPERS OUT TO THE GROCERY STORE AT THREE IN THE AFTERNOON???? (or any time for that matter)
Seriously. And then I was at the doctor’s the other day and this fucking hugely pregnant asshole walked in with messy hair, dirty old beat up HOMER SIMPSON slippers, and TWEETY BIRD pajamas that didn’t fit over her belly, which was hanging out of her shirt and she was sporting the big dark line and everything. EW! I weep for her unborn child. WEEP.
I can already see the kid drinking soda out of a baby bottle, but I won’t get started on that rant (today).
When did it become acceptable to do this?
I understand pajamas are comfortable, but really? So are yoga pants. So are sweat pants. Wear a fucking Batman costume for all I care, but wear CLOTHING! One of my neighbors wears a sports jersey, sports themed pajama pants, and a baseball cap every. single. day. That’s her uniform. She has one Fancy Dress Up outfit consisting of a tie dye Grateful Dead tee shirt and black sweat pants with the elastic at the bottom. I don’t think she has a job and she seems pretty proud of that because there’s no better way to advertise your uselessness than wearing your obviously slept in pajamas and slippers when you mix with the rest of productive society.
What scares me is in a few years, there will be another level of “comfort” that people insist on.
What’s the next level of comfort after pajamas, Queefies?
People are going to start going out naked and then I’m going to have to burn my eyes out with acid.
Who’s with me?
I don’t want to burn my eyes out with acid, you guys.
And before any one of you dirty birds (Mister) says that it will be wonderful when people start going out naked, let me remind you what most people look like.
You don’t want to see that.
So, what I propose is this: every time we see some loser hanging around in pajamas and slippers out in public we punch them in the neck and throw shoes at them.
We have to stop this before it gets worse, because it will.
Mark my words!