Comments on: OMG! Sorry! Better late than never though, right?

By: John

John — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:21:09 +0000

You should call Bravo TV and command them to come up and start a new show called “The EPC’s of Schmucketytown”. When the show starts to air everybody will see them for the pieces of trash that they truely are.

As a side note, if you are wearing Juicy on your backside I’m thinking you have an STD. Now if it says Wet, well then thats a different post.

By: martina

martina — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:53:00 +0000

I’m not sure what the EPC is but maybe next time you see her coming just stick your foot out so she trips … then you can point and laugh.

@k8 .. so true so true lmao.

By: Kelly

Kelly — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:59:00 +0000

I HATE PEOPLE IN JUICY PANTS!!!! Your ass is juicy? TMI! Sorry you got the shits, but do you need to tell us? AND they usually don’t look good in them anyway, so why spend all the money? You could’ve stuffed your fat (or flat) fanny in a pair of Target sweats at that point.

I do love the Uggs though.They are so warm.

By: Janet

Janet — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:33:30 +0000

Okay, No children here so I don’t run into EPC’s, so WTF does it stand for??
Crissy I love, love, love your blog. You’re the hottest chick with words!

By: k8

k8 — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:01:17 +0000

You know she only has all those things because her husband hates her, right?
k8’s last blog post… Happy Feet Friday

By: Helen

Helen — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:56:24 +0000

Wearing pants that say “juicy” on the ass is a profound failure of imagination.

By: Sue

Sue — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:26:33 +0000

We have that breed of soccer mom cuntburger in NJ. Just the other day I foolishly tried to help one at Target by picking up a trail of things her little angel was throwing out of their cart because she was so distracted by the other one who was raising hell (and trailing mud around the store from her soccer cleats). When I handed her the items saying, “excuse me but you little one there dropped these” she just looked and me and said “Oh” and snatched them from my hand. I so wanted to stick my gum in her hair. I did shout after her “Your so welcome glad to help” but she ignored me.

By: lisavol

lisavol — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:19:51 +0000

When I was leaving work one day, a male doctor walked right through the door I’d opened for myself. He didn’t even look at me, let alone say thank you. I guess he was a BMW Docker’s Prick? I’m sure you can come up with a better name for the male version of the EPC, Crissy.

By: Paula

Paula — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 19:11:45 +0000

Obviously the problem here was that you actually expected her to act like you existed. How dare you??? Don’t you KNOW that they are so much better than you???

Yeah. Right.

Twats.
Paula’s last blog post… TMI THURSDAY: DIRTY PRESENTS YOU MAY WANT TO AVOID . . .

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:43:22 +0000

we have a new vibrator to try out and review…

life is good!