Comments on: I MAY HAVE HAD the PMS last week when I did this but it made me feel really good inside my heart and if any of you fuckers call the police on me so help me Jesus I will ban you from this blog.

By: Dolce

Dolce — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:40:57 +0000

THAT was fucking awesome.

**clicks away to grow some balls of her own**
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By: CortGirl

CortGirl — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:51:50 +0000

Thanks Pimp! Those will come in handy. There are some real ass hats here in town and I think this is exactly how I shall deal with them.

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:39:43 +0000

here you go cort.. this one is pretty nice:

http://www.universalcycles.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=8802

you could also get these:

http://www.amazon.com/ACTION-VALVE-CORE-REMOVER-10pc/dp/B001ED53ZO/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1257349041&sr=8-4

and put them on YOUR car, so you’ll always have 4 at the ready.

the first one with the handle is obviously a little easier/quicker to use, but the second is more stealthy/portable.

By: CortGirl

CortGirl — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:02:26 +0000

That is awesome! I’ve done the same thing a few times. Pricks. Why do they need to park so close?? Mister, I definitely need one of those tools.

By: Crissy's Pimp

Crissy's Pimp — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:13:55 +0000

i have a small tool that will REMOVE the center cartridge from a schrader valve. removing that cartridge makes the tire completely unable to hold any air whatsoever. it takes about 30 seconds to remove it.

aaa trucks MIGHT have replacement valves, but the tech would have to look for a missing valve, and it’s not something that occurs naturally.

the best part is that the tool is tiny so you can keep it on your keychain.

By: That Kind of Girl

That Kind of Girl — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:22:09 +0000

Amen, dude. And I totally support your efforts to become a gum-chewing ninja for the greater good of VIGILANTE JUSTICE.
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By: Maxie

Maxie — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:58:54 +0000

Sometimes I pull out in front of really nice cars because I CAN and if they hit me… oh well. Their loss.
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By: kakakakaitlyn

kakakakaitlyn — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:00:04 +0000

You know, Im a 19 year old full time college student. And I have a 2 door coupe, so naturally my doors swing very wide. I try to park perfectly everywhere I go, even at school where they just dont seem to care hardly at all. But you get those idiots who whip it in there like they dont give a rats behind. So, I figure if you dont give a crap about how you parked…. why should I care about taking off a little paint trying to get in or out of my 2 door coupe?

By: chickenlips

chickenlips — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:24:22 +0000

I never carry gum with me, but I’ve had this same problem (only it’s my great big knocked-up tummy which prevents me from squeezing in). I will carry gum with me from now on. And maybe Vaseline (for the windows, yes?).
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By: MegKathleen

MegKathleen — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:21:46 +0000

I Heart you for showing those dicklicking cuntburgers what’s what.
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