Crissy partied all weekend and now you have to look at pictures of strangers at parties you didn’t go to for the next two days. YES!!!!!

Here is Crissy in her tutu.


She had to distract Mister with a bottle of nail polish for his nails so she could put it on.  He was sobbing on the floor in the fetal position, clutching the tutu.  Crissy had to do something to get it away from him.

Here he is in his Goth Boy outfit:


Crissy thinks he enjoyed putting on lipstick and eyeliner a little too much, and you can’t tell in this picture, but his nails came out really pretty.

Here is a picture of the party at Crissy’s friend Gina’s ad agency.


And here is Gina who Crissy has known since elementary school:


Crissy hadn’t seen her in eleventy million years and she looks prettier than your friend Gina.

(This is fascinating isn’t it?)

This costume has to be the best thing Crissy has ever seen, but it was also scarier than a hockey mask and a chain saw  because when Crissy was just a wee little Crissy, she was terrified of these things on Sesame Street. And when they walked in, Crissy sort of grabbed the Wonder Woman she was talking to and hid behind her a little bit.



Scary. Mother. Fuckers.

Wonder Woman could totally kick a yip yip’s ass, right?  Crissy needs to know just in case she ever finds herself in this situation again.

Thank God Crissy didn’t see any clowns there because she would have been out of there but then she remembered there was wine and so she did that instead of running away.

Crissy also bumped into another friend from elementary school (actually TWO other friends from elementary school but she doesn’t have a picture of  the other one) because Rhode Islanders DO NOT LEAVE THE STATE. EVER:


And Crissy isn’t afraid to tell the Queefs that she felt like a little bit of a loser because here’s Gina who is prettier than all other Ginas and owns an Ad Agency, and here’s Amy who is also pretty with a cute haircut and is a lawyer, and here’s Crissy who is super pretty but has done nothing since Grad school and when asked what she is up to now, Crissy babbled some nonsense about her blog and Hottest Mommy Blogger and being Queen of Fucking Everything and no, not Queen of Fucking Everything and then she spilled wine on her tutu.

Multiple times.

Very. Impressive. Crissy.

Almost as impressive as Crissy’s betutued ass going up the stairs to Gina’s studio.


Or Crissy’s chestical area at the dessert table:


Actually, Crissy’s tits were probably the most impressive thing about her, either that or it was the tutu, and next time she goes to a party and accidentally stumbles into an elementary school reunion, she’s just going to point to her tits and say absolutely nothing because that would have been better.

Crissy shouldn’t be allowed out in public, obviously.

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  1. Looks like a lot of fun. Glad you made it through the weekend alive!

    Also? Mister = the hotness in his goth. I can see now why you might be a little into that sort of thing 🙂

  2. Ummmm… Mister is pretty goth boy. Yummies. And you too, of course. And when I get together with people I know from my past life, I just tell them I turned into a class A drunk. That usually stuns them enough for me to get away.
    .-= k8’s last blog post… Same As It Ever Was =-.

  3. You guys looked awesome! Crissy, your tits looked fabulous and I bet everyone was intimidated by them. Mister, if I had of heard you say that was a real tattoo, I too would have taken you a LOT more seriously…that’s some crazy shit!

  4. I don’t know why people are celebrating halloween a whole week early!! I mean maybe it’s just because I hate halloween, but I want it to last one day and be over.

    sorry, it’s a monday and I’m in a bad mood. You guys look awesome either way- maybe you should just war that all the time.
    .-= Maxie’s last blog post… Win Some Starbucks Swag! =-.

  5. maxie: why do you hate so much?!??! 😉

    i think halloween is the only “holiday” i get psyched up for. its all about the transcendental costumes! playing dress up is so much fun, i can do it two weeks in a row!

  6. Mister looks pretty in his goth outfit, but not as pretty as yer boooobies!

    Mister: that’s a fake tattoo? I thought you were wearing a choker. All the same, you’re looking good in the eye liner. Were you also wearing black skinny jeans? or is that more a fashion of the P-rock crowd?

    Also, I think I would have peed myself if I had seen the scary Melty-Face Cookie Monster in real life.
    .-= chicken lips’s last blog post… plans =-.

  7. Halloween is the only holiday I give a rip about. Crissy’s chesticals were probably the tastiest lookin’ things on/near the dessert trays!

    And Mister does “Goth Boi” very well.

    And yes, Crissy, Wonder Woman could TOTALLY kick the YipYip’s ass. You’re safe with Wonder Woman (especially if she had the bodacious ta-tas like Linda Carter).
    .-= MsDarkstar’s last blog post… Non-Coffeehouse Sunday – Late Edition =-.

  8. Glad you and the Mister are super creative and go balls to the wall with your Halloween costumes. Makes up for the fact Sweets and I spend this part of the month in sweats curled up on the couch… not socializing with anyone!
    .-= SoMi’s Nilsa’s last blog post… Booked =-.

  9. Don’t ban me from making comments on your blog and please don’t ban me from reading your blog but in that second picture Mister looks a wee bit like a Pee-Wee Herman sort of Gothed out.

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