So Crissy has a guest blogger for you today, Queefies!
Aren’t you so excited you could pee?
And the reason for that is that Crissy is in way over her head with crap to do. It turns out that Crissy is not very bright and she offered to have a Halloween party for Girlfriend and her little friends and all the parents and so there are approximately fifteen to one hundred millionty people coming to Crissy’s house on Saturday for a shindig, and Crissy has to pretty much do the whole thing herself PLUS care for Homeslice and Girlfriend because Mister is working. AND! It’s Crissy’s mom’s birthday that day and so she’s having a birthday party for her in the morning. AND! She scheduled a flu shot for Girlfriend on Saturday,too. AND! All this is AFTER Crissy and Mister go to a fabulous Halloween party thrown by a very impressive PR firm on Friday night, and so Crissy will do it all hungover and sleep deprived. Crissy is considering just staying drunk and powering through until Sunday.
It seems like the best option at this point.
Soooooo, Crissy is pretty much in ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodwhatthefuck mode.
Crissy is a dumbass.
Crissy is a badass. She hasn’t decided yet.
Maybe Crissy will just go with badass. It’s more self-affirming…we can probably all agree that Crissy is some kind of an ass. Or she has a hot ass or look at Crissy’s ass or Crissy’s a piece of ass or kiss Crissy’s ass or Crissy’s ass is grass or something ass-y.
Anyway, since it’s almost Halloween and stuff, Crissy has obtained a GHOST GUEST BLOGGER!
So here he is, DUDLEY MOORE!
Was that not the best 58 or so seconds of your day today?
You’re welcome, Queefies. Happy weekend! Crissy will be back on Monday (if her head doesn’t explode).
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