Here he is trying on Crissy’s Gothic Lolita Halloween costume skirt which HE made after HE came up with the idea and went to the fabric store and bought all the stuff for it. After he saw how much fun Crissy was having in it, he rolled up and bitch slapped her and took the skirt away! And he was all, “bitch, that’s my tutu! You get your own!”
PS:He purchased his very own pair of skinny jeans so he won’t be borrowing Crissy’s anymore. There were fights, it wasn’t cute.
PPS: It’s time to go and vote for Crissy in the Blogger’s Choice Awards because it ends really soon and if Crissy loses she will blame you assholes. Don’t get mad. There are a lot of people who read Crissy’s blog and some of you are bound to be assholes. It’s called statistics, Queefies, so don’t get mad at Crissy. Get mad at math and your parents for making you assholes. And Crissy’s not talking about YOU lovely Queefs who voted for her and who will now get sluts and/or chocolates in heaven. She’s talking about the people who come here every day and DO NOTHING.
and then get all your asshole friends to do it too.
PPPS: YES WE CAN! Obama said Crissy could use that for her campaign. (Crissy had to look up how to spell campaign) (Shut up.)
PPPPS: Since Mister is gay now, Crissy is looking for a new boyfriend. Eligible candidates must be willing to get Crissy a new car and also turn the fucking heat on in Crissy’s house because it’s 53 degrees in Crissy’s bedroom and Homeslice is gonna turn into a frozen novelty baby treat.
PPPPPS: Crissy is sorry she called you assholes, assholes, but you kind of deserve it.
PPPPPPS: Crissy forgot to say (because Crissy is kind of an asshole) to VOTE FOR MISTER TOO!!! That way, Crissy and Mister can be a power couple, and as such will be pretty fucking unstoppable. So what if Mister is having relations with his secret boyfriend? Isn’t that what power couples do anyway?
- Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E
- Crissy swears she does not make this shit up
- Obama Needs to Call Crissy ASAP
- Storytime Smackdown
- No Thanks, Assholes.