Who would win in a Smackdown?
Jillian Michaels, the sweaty whore?
Chalene Johnson from Turbo Jam?
Or Crissy?
Crissy looks like a hooker in this picture, but she assures you she’s a killing machine.
A MACHINE!
A killing one.
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you, totally.
jillian cries at the drop of a hat.
chalene is more of a worthy contender, but she’s just so fucking perky.
you, on the other hand, look like you know your way around a pugil stick.
I think Crissy!! Besides, you have the coolest outfit, for sure, and that automatically makes you the winner.
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Well you of course.
But definitely Jillian over that other blonde.
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Crissy, OF COURSE!
50 bucks on Crissy. Would bet more, but that’s all the cash I have lying around.
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Ima thinking that Marie Antoinette-lookin’ mutha at the bottom would have the other two eating cake through a straw.
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Will you put that thing in my bottom? Cause that would make you the winner for sure.
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There is no doubt in my mind that Crissy would kick ass and take names and still have enough fight in her to whoop ass on some EPCs.
BOOYA! Crissy FOR THE WIN!
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I would have to agree with my fellow Queefs, that Crissy would take the other two out with one swing of the club. However, I would not mind being pinned on the mat by Crissy and that hot outfit along with Charlene and that f* me now and f* me later look that she has going on. Sorry Jillian you look too much like a dude.
how about this “chick?”
Need more info: will said smackdown take place in a weapons ladened octagon cage of death? or a blow up kiddy pool full of lime jell-O?
I’m putting my money on Crissy.
Not all my money. Just some.
Like a little. (I’m not rich.)
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Crissy wins, then Jillian, then blondie. Blondie looks too much like a flirt or a pansy to actually kick butt. However, Jillian scares me.
Crissy, of course!
If any of us said differently, I’m sure you’d shove our laptops where the sun don’t shine … and without lube! Ouch!
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Do you think you could photoshop me onto a nice sexy photo of some sexy chick? Cause, I’d so do me, if I could look all sexy like.
Crissy plainly knows how to wield the giant double-sided dildo better than the other two, so she would win. Still, Chalene looks like she might be able to do some really sexy stuff with that dumbbells.
@Crissy’s Pimp: The bikini top is photoshopped, so I’m seriously hoping the whole picture is.
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Crissy would win, definitely. I mean, even her BOOBS are muscular, hellOOO?
Besides, the other two just look like they’re afraid that their tampon is gonna fall out. But, you know, you have that funky blood-catching-cup thing handy, you WOULDN’T be afraid of such a mishap, HUZZAH. Besides, that weird giant Q-tip could kick some ass, definitely. All you’re missing is a pair of handcuffs and some lube…use your imagination.
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Dude.
When I first saw that picture at the end, I was like “HOLY FUCK! THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE CRISSY!
…wait a minute…”
Sometimes, I’m slow.
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Subquestion – am I not supposed to enjoy it? Because all of the options look pretty good.
Well, the last one depends on what that giant stick is used for.
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Oh…the giant stick could be used for anything…ANYTHING…;)
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But, does the whore that is Crissy yell and scream the way Jillian does? Because if not, I’m pretty sure she has you beat.
Dude, I am afraid. Those pictures makes them look like Ninga Turles, except they aren’t green.
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I honestly have to say that i would run a mile from all of them. They scare me.
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