The baby smells weird

It’s raining today and that’s a good thing because Crissy is tired and she doesn’t want the sun to be hanging around bothering her to go outside all day.  Do you Queefs feel like when it’s sunny outside, you HAVE TO GO OUT THERE?  Crissy does.

Also, Crissy thinks the doctor might have inadvertently injected the baby with cabbage juice  because she got a bunch of shots yesterday and now she smells weird, like cabbages.

So yes. That’s what’s going on here. It’s raining and the baby smells like cabbages.

Maybe Crissy is more interesting over here!

Shit, let’s hope so.

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12 Responses to “The baby smells weird”

  1. k8 says:

    The baby smells like cabbages? Turn her in for a new model.
    k8’s last blog post… This Post Is About Snot

  2. what did you do to my child????

  3. ps. TWM not up yet, it’s only 9 EST ;)

  4. Daisee579 says:

    Ooh, maybe you got a cabbage patch doll! Member how you talked about American Girls last week? Now you can post about the wonders of cabbage patch dolls. Member how they even had those cabbage patch animals and stuff?

  5. Marie says:

    Dammit it’s sunny here!!! I want to be outside…
    Marie’s last blog post… Little Napoleon

  6. hey your twm post is up.

  7. MsDarkstar says:

    Hmmmm, check the baby’s expiration date.. they go bad, ya know, cuz when they’re little they don’t have all the preservatives in their diets like us older folks.
    MsDarkstar’s last blog post… Back to "normal"

  8. k8 says:

    I can’t wait to see your TWM post after work! And where is the blogosphere today? Dude! I’m bored at work!
    k8’s last blog post… Sometimes I’m Not Strong Enough For Your Version Of Crazy

  9. Alice says:

    next time, ask them to inject something better, like cinnamon buns.
    Alice’s last blog post… the good life

  10. stoogepie says:

    What’s wrong with cabbage? Just be glad you don’t have one of those babies that smells like shit.
    stoogepie’s last blog post… CSI: Stoogetown

  11. Zan says:

    What the hell do they put in vaccinations these days?

    And it’s sunny out here, too, but I have stupid hay fever so I’m allergic to outside. I can only go out at nighttime. Blows.
    Zan’s last blog post… TMI Thursday Post Coming…But This is More Important

  12. stoogepie says:

    What’s wrong with cabbage? You should be glad you do not have a baby who smells like shit. Some people do. I have smelled those babies. I think some people wipe their asses with their babies.
    stoogepie’s last blog post… CSI: Stoogetown

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