Crissy didn’t tell you this, Queefies, but her dishwasher exploded last week and it make a horrible chokey coughing sound and then a metallic grinding sound and then it just stopped. And when Crissy tried to start it again, it did another terrible, terrible death rattle and then FLAMES SHOT OUT FROM UNDER IT.
And so that was the end of a thirty year old Kitchen Aid dishwasher. Not too glamorous, but very dramatic. And so for the past week, Crissy has been washing dishes. WITH HER HANDS!
It’s been a hell because you cannot wash dishes with a Homeslice on your hip, Queefies. And a Homeslice hates to be put down for any reason, even so Crissy can do the dishes. It’s no excuse if you ask a Homeslice and so Crissy had to wash dishes WITH HER HANDS while a Homeslice CRIED HER ASS OFF.
The good news is that the new one comes today and thank goodness for the Toy With Mes because Crissy’s first monies are going to go toward the new dishwasher.
Your queen leads a very glamorous life, you know.
And speaking of glamor, It’s WEDNESDAY and you know what that means!
Today Crissy will educate you on the Make-your-own-dildo and Clone-a-pussy kits!