Let Crissy ask you something, Queefies.
Is it just Crissy or does this thing scare the piss out of you?
Right?
Imagine that little fucker falling out of a tree at you! Crissy would lose her mind.
It’s called an Aye-Aye and it’s from Madagascar and look at his little hands!
That’s so not right!
The babies are sort of cute,
But baby things usually are cute.
Even baby gila monsters are kind of cute in a get that freaky looking thing the hell away from me sort of way.
But Crissy thinks God is and always was a really big pot head, and when he created the Aye-Aye he must have been smoking some particularly good KB with um, St. Francis, and was all “Hahahahahahaha! Yo check this out, mang! Hahahahahahahaha! This is some fuckin’ sick shit right here! Folks gonna be all scared of this thing and like, run away from it and shit! Hahahahahaha!” And St. Francis was all “God, you know what? You one crazy muthafucka!”
And then they went to White Castle.
The end.
No, there is nothing cute about that baby!!! It looks like a bat with a birth defect that took away it’s wings. Nasty little thing needs to meet the backside of a tennis racket!!!
You didn’t think to warn me? Nightmares! Hello?!
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Son. of. a. bitch.
OH MY HOLY JESUS. I’ve seen some pretty effed up shit in my time in animal welfare… but that is honestly the scariest looking thing I have ever seen. It wasn’t so bad until I saw the hand! oh man… nightmarrreeees!
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Sometimes when you’re that ugly, even the desperate won’t kill you for food. I mean, maybe it’s the key to a long life – being ugly and all.
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what’s next, a picture of my wedding tackle?
Looks like something I saw at a rest stop bathroom.
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It looks like that little creature thing from the Lord of the Rings movies. Creepy McCreeperson was its name, I think.
You know me and babies, right? I’m all about the babies but I have to say Crissy, that baby creature is NOT cute. If I saw that thing anywhere near me, I’d freak out.
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That things is not even in the “so ugly it’s cute” category. And oh emm gee! It has a massive peen for a creature so small.
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Is that baby gila monster wearing a sweater? ‘Cause that would be kind of cute.
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I know what kind of nightmares I’ll be having tonight…
Aye-Aye-Yi!
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I think it’s stuff like this that leads to the legends of things like chupacabra.
Thumbs + big frickin claws = Holy Jumpin’ Fkng Jesus!
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WTF!? I’d freak the fuck out if something like that fell on me. I’d do that slappy wiggly wierd “GET IT OFF ME” dance. At first glance I thought it was one of thoes ugly dogs http://www.samugliestdog.com/theugliestdog.html but the claws totally make it grosser.
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Oh, that’s probably it’s camo. In the forest, it’s adorable. It just turns ugly when the white man is around.
I’m smart.
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What is up with its poor little wonky finger smack dab in the middle?? What is the purpose of that? How on earth did you even find this thing?? I love animals, but *retch* I am finding this thing tough to love.
Looks a lot like my dog. Truth.
All three of those images will haunt me forever.
Heh. The Fuck You, Penguin blog did an entry on the Aye-aye a while back: http://www.fupenguin.com/2009/08/slow-burn-cuteness-silent-killer.html
(Incidentally, the weird-looking middle finger is used to winkle out insect grubs from trees. Doesn’t that make you feel better? No? Huh.)
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