The queen will spank you very roughly OR give you virgins and candy. Your choice.

Crissy is disappointed by the number of Queefs who have been going to see her at Toy With Me on Wednesdays and so she is witholding her Wednesday posts from you until further notice. Don’t get mad. You brought this on yourselves, you naughty, bad, Queefies.

Crissy should spank each and every one of you, very roughly.

And the good, loyal, wonderful Queefs who come to support their Queen Crissy shall receive 40 hot virgins and all the chocolates they want when they get to heaven.

You pick what you want, but Crissy has written a glorious thing for them and you can even learn stuff about Crissy that you don’t know yet (what?) and it actually made Mister laugh ,which he never does because he does not think Crissy is funny. Until now.

So go to Toy With Me and if Crissy’s glorious thing isn’t posted yet, it will be very soon.

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  1. I have gone faithfully over there. Problem is I sign on at work, so you may not recognize my ISP. Or something. I even commented once. I even read the Play Through one which I had previously read on the QOFE’s blog. 🙁

    I just realized how much like a stalker I sound. My life is pathetic.

  2. OMG you are the funniest person ever Crissy. I read the hair on fire story after reading todays post at Toy With Me. I laughed until I cried. Pimp should realize your entertainment value is priceless!

  3. That was a funny post…of course I had to watch the video about learning to drive the Subie…it’s like sex, the more you know how to work the stick, the better the ride…then it’s hard to give up altogether. Driving is fun.

  4. I think it’s funny that a few of you are blocked, yet I work for a federal agency that blocks everything and yet I can get it.

    And I want Three Musketeer bars please. I don’t normally like chocolate, but apparently crave it now in the form of ice cream or Three Musketeers.

  5. This from the NY Public Library, where I am at the moment:
    (The best part: I can opt for 10 minutes to read it while the NSA scours my computer for personal info. I guess the Feds decided that 10 minutes of exposure to “obscenity, child pornography, and materials “‘harmful to minors'” is safe, even if you are under 17 and can read and commit perjury.)

    In order for the Library to remain eligible for certain federal funding, commercial filtering software has been installed on the Library’s Internet connection. The filter is designed to protect against visual depictions of obscenity, child pornography, and materials that are “harmful to minors” and is required by the Children’s Internet Protection Act (CIPA). All Library users are expected to adhere to the Library’s Policy on Public Use of the Internet.

    Contact the Library at to request that a site be unblocked or to suggest that a site be blocked. Other feedback regarding filtering is also welcome.

    If you are 17 years of age or older and would like to have the filtering software disabled for a period of 10 minutes, please read and confirm the following certification: I hereby certify that I am 17 years of age or older and that I am requesting that the Library disable the Internet filtering software to permit my access to the Internet for bona fide research or other lawful purposes.
    .-= M.’s last blog post… The General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money =-.

  6. Fear not, O Queen, I will always read Thy Toy With Me posts, and I will love all of them! I’ll take the chocolates; don’t need the virgins, thanks all the same.

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