Crissy had a really crazy weekend and it went by in a flash and it’s sort of like a blackout or something but Crissy only had like two glasses of wine all weekend and OH HOW THAT MAKES CRISSY SO SAD but Crissy was actually too busy to drink!
That has never happened before.
There’s always room for jell-o and there’s always time for wine. Or so Crissy thought.
One of the things Crissy did was take Girlfriend shopping for school shoes at the Wrentham Village Premium Outlets.
And Crissy learned a very valuable lesson, Queefies.
Never go to the outlets on a beautiful Saturday morning.
In fact, Crissy is going to make it another one of her mottoes.
It was a fucking zoo you guys and it was a pretty miserable experience trying to navigate a stroller through tightly packed racks and narrow aisles at the shoe store what with all the people and their fat, aisle blocking asses and all ho. lee.shit! the double wide strollers! It was crazy retarded and Crissy felt very superior to all the breeders with their gangs of little kids in double wides until she realized that she is no longer the tidy and superior mother of only one child.
Crissy hates it when she lives in a glass house and tries to throw rocks or stones or judgmental glances and stuff at people.
What Crissy is trying to say is look at all the fucking people at Gap Outlet!
It was insane and Crissy just gave up and went home before she had to punch somebody in the face.
But do you like that picture of Homeslice, Queefies? Crissy laughed and laughed at this comment somebody left on Flickr:
“look at all those accessories mang!! that is one pimped out stroller. the look on her face says she knows it and she’s fucking boss.”
And then on Sunday, poor Mister got roped into something he didn’t want to do and was gone for 12 hours which left Crissy alone with the two kids on cleaning and laundry and writing day. Crissy’s mom and brother came to help because Crissy found out she is not Superwoman! This is very disappointing news. It was a living hell and Crissy maybe lied a little bit to the Queefies when she said she didn’t have time for wine because she put the kids to bed at 7 and drank an entire bottle of wine in about an hour.
That’s normal, right?
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