Crissy isn’t really going to talk about Kanye but she just saw it on the news and since Mister is sleeping Crissy has nobody to talk to. Put down the Henny and step away from the stage, Kanye.
^^^You love the new blog thingy RIGHT????^^^
Queefs love colorful flying things and Crissy knows that and so she had it made for you for Monday as a special treat because Crissy is a Good Queen and she knows you hate Monday.
You’re welcome, Queefies.
Homeslice thinks it’s da bomb! Is that what the kids are saying these days or should Crissy say it’s mad sick, yo instead? Crissy is not in touch with today’s youth much beyond the My Little Pony set so you have to forgive her.
AnyCrissysblogisbetterthanyours, Girlfriend’s first week back at school has brought sickness into Crissy’s house and while Mister partied out in Boston with his little friends last night, Girlfriend’s fever spiked to almost 104 and she kept waking up and crying and having delirious ravings about a trash can with eyes and scary claws that’s coming to get her. And as soon as Crissy would get Girlfriend settled and back in her bed, Homeslice would start because she’s been suffering from The Gas.
Needless to say that Crissy did not get much sleep last night and so if the Queefs expect anything coherent to come out of Crissy today well, Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Also, Mister is sleeping off his par-tay right now while Homeslice sqirms and squiggles on Crissy’s lap whilst she tries to type.
Crissy is feeling thoroughly shat upon and victimized this morning.
Luckily, Crissy has two pictures she’s been meaning to show you and so here:
Even twatmatoes need love, you guys.
And apparently, Crissy’s new neighbor is hot. This is a picture of Crissy’s brother, but Mister spends a good deal of his time doing the same thing because boys are rather stupid and predictable like that.
Crissy’s brother just started reading Crissy’s blog (What up dog? Where you been, buddy?) and will be rather surprised to see his picture for all the Queefs to see.
So yes. Crissy is going to go and make sure Girlfriend hasn’t died of scarlet fever and then she’s going to do her workout and get ready for work because Mister is staying home with the sick kid this morning but it’s only just for starters because after the night of hell Crissy had last night, he owes Crissy BIG.
Like, new Saab big.