Crissy hates it when people put videos on their blogs because she can’t see them at work, not that she would ever, ever, watch a blog video from work, but she’s just saying. If she wanted to, she couldn’t and that makes her sad.
It’s a BLOG. You’re supposed to write words, not video yourself saying words.
That said, Crissy has a video of herself saying words and shopping at Savers because there are no words to write about Savers.
Only words to say.
On video.
So here are Crissy and Michele and Lonnie, of comments section fame. Lonnie is a doctor, you know. That makes her fancy. Also it makes her good to have around in case you get shanked.
Savers from the gilberts on Vimeo.
And if you Queefs are at work and can’t see the video and you’re really, really wanting to read words from Crissy today, come and see her over at Toy With Me where she writes now.
On Wednesdays.
Words.
To read.
Go now.
Words.
Crissy wrote them.
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Parts of the video are all fucked up because Pimp had to blur out the plates on Michele’s car. I don’t want her to get all the stalkers instead of me.
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Oh, that’s what was happening. I thought it was just some cool looking hypno-effect or something. Still, it was a great video and at least you made it out of Woonsocket unscathed (and still with your camera).
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too bad the webmaster/webmistress at toywithme gets up late.
i’m still waiting for your post!
Meh meh meh meh meh. I can’t watch your video. Meh. Going to be mad about it. Meh meh meh meh.
(I can watch your video but I’m not based on principle. Not being able to watch videos at work seems to be trendy these days)
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I’m so glad i wasn’t at work and was able to view that. Sadly, I missed the savers experience when I was in the states last year. We opted for Walmart instead.
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I’m glad scary Savers Dude didn’t get all up in your grill about why you were takin’ video. Glad you got good shit and that no one had to die for you to get it!
That was a bunch of people to be up and at Savers so early in the morning. Perhaps the smell was because no one bothered to shower because they had to get up at the Crack of Insanity to get to Savers to beat the rest of the herd.
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I’m one of those who can’t watch your video until I get home tonight. And I LOVE that Ben is pretend bitching about it – he loves to post videos that I can’t watch until I get home. It’s a secret conspiracy to drive me more insane I think.
I’m thinking I didn’t get enough sleep last night. I just watched an abbreviated version of the ultimate shopping experience, and all I can think to say is the Crissy has pretty teeth. Time for a nap.
“Can’t watch this video at work? Go read about sex toys! At work!”
Haaa! You shop at Savers to save money for future therapy?! Your kiddies will love your sense of humor I bet.
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A parents best gift to their kids . . . Paying for college? In this economy? Nobody has a job anyway. New car? Accident waiting to happen. Paying the therapy bill? Who could not use a few years of therapy just to discuss thier parents? Who I say??? Glad to see you survived without any bloodshed. Still would have loved to see you in the other outfit!!
Yeah, sorry I slept in a little.
Post is up now and it is hilarious!
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Oh my god, what is all of that? What did you buy?
What is this saver? Is it a thrift store?
Do they have couches? I need a couch.
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I can’t wait to see the video!
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Let’s see what you got!
I hope you checked the back before you got in the car, I was worried that the camera stalker was going to be back there. Oh well, at least you already have him on video.
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Melissa- They DID have a couch! It was GORGEOUS–white brocade fabric with a mahogany bottom, but it was that long, thin, IKEA-ish, European style. It was awesome and could have easily been re-upholstered in red microfiber, just like we like. I would have bought it even though I didn’t need it, but it was sold. I would have shared custody with you…
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That place scared me a little. Or perhaps it was some of the clientele that frequented it . . .
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What? It was NOT crowded. Not like Savers is here right before Halloween.
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We don’t have Saver’s down here, but we have a lot of other stores like it I think. I’m glad to finally see it. It’s like a TJMaxx, Burlington, Ross, and a localish store called Walls (not to be confused with wal-mart of course) all mushed together. If I’m ever in RI I’ll have to check it out. If for no other reason than to say I have.
Ahhh, I could smell that ubiquitous Savers stench as I watched your lovely video. I’ve never been to the Woonsocket version…I can see a field trip in my future!
Thanks crissy for sharing this. Interesting and nice video. I’m gonna let my friends in on your link. Love how you write. Keep it up girl!