They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight, shunting trucks and hauling freight…

So yes.

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Over the weekend The Crissys and The Micheles took all the little childrens to see Thomas the Tank Engine!

Crissy was going to wear her Lady Gaga outfit but at the last minute realized that maybe Thomas isn’t into black vinyl and so she went with something a little more understated with just a hint of bondage from the baby sling.  Crissy also climbed all over the other trains just to make Thomas jealous.  It drove him wild. Crissy could tell.

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Before anyone goes thinking Crissy is one of those sad monkeys who carries around a dead baby, just know that Homeslice is bored. She’s not dead.

And aside from the train climbing, Crissy did not ride any of the other rides because Crissy doesn’t do rides as you Queefies may or may not recall from the Storyland Turtle Ride Incident of 2008:

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And that was fine because she had Homeslice in the baby sling thing anyway and also she kept Michele company because she no likey the rides neither.

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Girlfriend.  Also not a big fan of death from 8,000 feet in the air.

Here are Crissy and Michele waiting for everyone to get off the Ferris wheel  of death.

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Don’t they look HOT?  Crissy and Michele were the only two MILFS at the whole place and Crissy was disappointed at the number of DILFS around.  As in, there weren’t any.

Not a one!

Instead, Crissy saw this dipshit:

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Matching shirts?

And this guy is pretty badass in his ninja socks:

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Very nice.  Great success.

And then the Victim of an Unfortunate Incident.

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Nomnomnomnomnomnom….You’d think he would have learned that walking while focusing on doing other things leads to accidents and neck injuries, but no.

And Crissy wanted very muchly to touch Thomas but she couldn’t because there was a guy standing there guarding him!

Can you believe that?

Thomas has a bodyguard.

So when  Crissy tried to climb up on him, the bodyguard guy told her to get down because there was not to be any inappropriate touching of Thomas and then, AND THEN! he threatened to have a restraining order put on poor, poor Crissy.

It was humiliating.

But Girlfriend and Alena got to have their picture taken next to him and so that was good.

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And Girlfriend did not lose it when confronted with Jesus/Thomas and so that was a big relief to Crissy because she didn’t want a scene and she knows this is sort of heart breaking to the Queefs because they were all looking forward to seeing a video of Crissy suffering but it didn’t happen and so HA!

You guys are mean for wishing such things on poor, dear Crissy.

All in all it was a pretty wonderful day and everyone had a nice time except for Homeslice who was unimpressed with the whole thing and would  much rather have kicked it in her crib with a boob and a nap.

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27 Responses to “They’re two, they’re four, they’re six, they’re eight, shunting trucks and hauling freight…”

  1. rachel says:

    I never knew ninja socks looked like ballet slippers…and I LOVE LOVE LOVE the AC/DC tee-shirt with tutu.

    Does it come in my size? I have never looked as cool.

  2. Paula says:

    I’m really sorry that Crissy didn’t get her wicked way with Thomas.

    Maybe next time? ;)
    Paula’s last blog post… THE THIGH’S THE LIMIT . . .

  3. Girlfriend and Homeslice are adorable. You darling look fabulous. The day looks like a blast but I think that guy that wouldn’t let you touch Thomas is just a hater.
    The Peach Tart’s last blog post… The Peach Tart needs a cocktail and it’s only 9:30 am

  4. CuppyCakes says:

    Dear Miss Crissy, you look fabulous? Teach me in the ways of your fabulousness? I am willing to learn!

    I understand the terrifyingess of ferris wheels. I was more scared of the ferris wheel than any other ride at the disney park.
    CuppyCakes’s last blog post… This Wasn’t What I Planned…

  5. Ben says:

    It’s all about that last pic of the homeslice for me. Priceless.

  6. chickenlips says:

    Is that dude wearing toe shoe/socks? For real. Where did he score those? What do you suppose are the advantages of having the toes individually sheathed?
    chickenlips’s last blog post… good news

  7. Daisee579 says:

    I’m glad the Crissys and the Micheles all had a nice and lovely time. No breakdowns is a major accomplishment, so I hope you all rewarded yourselves appropriately :)

    And those ninja socks? They are apparently the new rage that will replace the crocs. I saw them first with runners who liked them (for various reasons). Now I understand they are everywhere. Yeesh.

  8. aznman says:

    http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/

    are you kidding me? these things cost $50 bucks or more!

  9. aznman says:

    hey you mother f’er

    my post was first

    just because you can change my times you damn admin

    p.s. REAL men do not wear these silly things

  10. PG says:

    No up close and personal with Sir Topham Hatt inside the gazebo?
    PG’s last blog post… Summer’s Flames’ Final Flicker (218/365 v2.0)

  11. i’m gonna shunt YOUR truck tonight, wifey.

    if i can stay awake…
    Crissy’s last blog post… august 25, ‘09

  12. John says:

    I’m with Homeslice, give me a boob and a nap anyday. Except for football. Then give me a boob and the remote and it is winner winner!

  13. Akilah Sakai says:

    Does Girlfriends outfit come in size Thunder Thigh? Or Ass-tastic?
    Akilah Sakai’s last blog post… Gadgets Get Me Hot

  14. Natballs says:

    Wow, Crissy, did these random people think you were a total creeper for taking photogs of them?

  15. alice says:

    oh man, that pic of girlfriend up in the ferris wheel MADE MY DAY. it involved an audible snort from my cubicle.
    alice’s last blog post… like any of you didn’t know about the pole dancing already..

  16. rachel says:

    ass-tastic is my new favorite word!

  17. k8 says:

    I DESPISE ferris wheels. I love Girlfriend for hating it. And I also love her tutu and AC DC shirt. That rocks hard CORE.

    And I think that in last picture of Homeslice? She looks a bit like Pimp. No?
    k8’s last blog post… Yes. Yes, I Did.

  18. Dingo says:

    Is Neck Injury Man wearing a canvas belt?! I think I know how he got hurt. Tim Gunn beat the crap out of him for wearing that belt.
    Dingo’s last blog post… Pound Of Flesh

  19. Susan says:

    Crissy you look fantastic! Love the picture of Girlfriend on the ferris wheel. I have never seen a more terrified look. Last picture of Homeslice looks like she is thinking WTF are these people out of their minds bringing me to this place. K8 is right Homeslice looks like the Mister. Adorable! Also-those shoes are seriously ridculous.

  20. SoMi's Nilsa says:

    I’m pretty sure all the MILFs out there dress up their husbands and do mean things to their husbands resulting in injury just to make sure they will never be classified as DILFs. No seriously. Wait until we have kids. And then compare the before and after photos of Sweets. It won’t be pretty.

  21. brookem says:

    really? matching shirts?

    but you and homeslice are adorable. love your sassy hat!

  22. pmac says:

    Crissy, that is a million dollar smile in the last picture. Also great hat and sunglasses.

  23. CorningNY says:

    Hey, Crissy, I love your blog…even though my offspring are WAY past the age of yours (as in 22 and almost 24 years old). I try to emulate you, adapting it to my current child-free state. I remember well what it was like with two small people ( and a big dic*) depending on me!

  24. Duffboy says:

    I think we could all kick it in our crib with a boob and a nap”, it would make weekdays so much more fun ;) Gorgeous photos… I just discovered your blog, BTW.

  25. This is such a nice travel destination and the kids always enjoy it. Glad it was good times

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