That is what Mister said as the Crissys woke up to two kids crying this morning. It turns out that the only time Mister and Crissy are truly, truly happy these days is when they’re sleeping. They can’t even do Sexy Time correctly anymore.
And so you know what Crissy wants more than anything else? What she needs from deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down inside of her?
That Maidlaundressnannywhore she’s been talking about because seriously?
This is bullshit.
In other news, yesterday Girlfriend was coloring in her Cinderella coloring book and came across a picture of the prince bending down to kiss Cinderella’s hand. She held it up for Crissy and said “look mommy! The prince has his face in Cinderella’s vagina because that’s what princes do!”
And that is how Crissy will leave you for today, Queefies.
May your weekends be the stuff of fairy tales.
- Prince Derek makes Crissy want to do Very Naughty Things. This cannot be normal.
- Storyland: Not For Pussies
- Now rich kids can own a homeless girl of their very own!
- Things that Suck OR Why Mommy Drinks “A Hundreds” of Wine
- Riding in cars with boys -OR- Mister wants to put in a rear facing car seat just for me.