Twat is that?

Crissy forgot to tell the Queefs that she has twatmatoes growing in her garden this year.

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Mister tried to make it look all art-y and stuff with the black and white but it’s still a twatmato.

Also, there’s Penis Squash.

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Mister keeps chasing Crissy around the house with the squash and Crissy is a little bit afraid. Actually, she’s a lot afraid.

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  1. It is ever so wrong that when I saw the twatmato and the penis squash that I thought “Well, there are the makings of a porno version of “Veggie Tales”.

    Guess Crissy needs to start carrying a peeler… then you could at least pare it down to a size that wouldn’t be overly uncomfortable (although I would think it would kill the mood to start skinning the “sword” before the act…just sayin’…)
    .-= MsDarkstar’s last blog post… TMI Thursday – Oversharing at the office… =-.

  2. Damn, that squash is packing heat.
    .-= Akilah Sakai’s last blog post… <a href=”http://akilahsakai.blogspot.com/2009/08/head-injuries.html” rel=”nofollow”>Head Injuries</a> =-.; Damn, that squash is packing heat.
    .-= Akilah Sakai’s last blog post… <a href=”http://akilahsakai.blogspot.com/2009/08/head-injuries.html” rel=”nofollow”>Head Injuries</a> =-.;;

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